If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

slimgirljo15

finny11122 wrote: »

Put a laxative in her coffee

Sit on his lap and wait for the laxative to work..
*blows raspberries*

ladychris29

Ask if she needs a change of clothes, retrieve her credit card for the shopping excursion, and head to the bar across the street.

activities1

Nope but I get that a lot

zcb94

Smile politely but quickly as I dart into the ladies’ room to tend to a quick “emergency of nature,” then join the line as if nothing happened (having washed my hands, obviously).

SouthernMamaUnderConsruction

Say, "Good morning." Take my coffee and my book and sit in the corner.

Tigg_er

Hand her a new book

EEAngelina

Ignore her and keep telling myself how beautiful I am

Tigg_er

Tell Her To get her Eyes Checked

Jertastic

He looks nice... I would pretend to be homeless and get him to buy me lunch...

Tigg_er

Here ya go pal

Jertastic

Tigg_er wrote: »

Here ya go pal

They put mustard on that, right?

activities1

Ask him for half his sammich. Clearly the end with no mustard

VanishingNachos

pat her on the bum, then tell her to keep up the good work~

rockmartin50

Tell her I am buying

VanishingNachos

flail my arms - scream and flail my arms.

slimgirljo15

Wonder what the new dance craze was called.

VanishingNachos

grab her and start dancing -

Keto_N_Iron

Hug her and never let her go

VanishingNachos

wonder if anyone will ever buy me some coffee

SouthernMamaUnderConsruction

Buy his coffee

VanishingNachos

hold him and tell him how much he means to me~

KeepRunningFatboy

But them a coffe and wish them a good day.

zcb94

Smile and encourage him to change his name to something a little less self-depreciating.

KeepRunningFatboy

Buy her a coffee and say thank you, but after being called this since the 1970's; I now use it to motivate me.

Egger29

Take his order and point to the side where customers wait till they're called

MargaretLunan

buy her an espresso to keep her awake

SouthernMamaUnderConsruction

Say hi

Nito95

ask if she wants extra cream...if you know what i mean

KeepRunningFatboy

Laugh when someone then purposely pours a pot of hot coffee in his lap.

slimgirljo15

Sit on his lap and gently nibble his bottom lip..