If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

EEAngelina

Say Hi, buy her what she’s having and have girl talk.

ladychris29

Compliment her style and buy her a cup

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_Captivated_

I'd say hello.

KeepRunningFatboy

But her a coffee and a pastry

_Captivated_

KeepRunningFatboy wrote: »

But her a coffee and a pastry

Because you want to sabotage my weight loss?!

activities1

Yank her from coffee shop, slap her back to weight loss senses and head off to Jamba Juice

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Dyl1789

Would say, "screw this coffee crap, lets go to the pub!!!!"

slimgirljo15

I'd say.. lets hit the pub..your shout

zcb94

Pass. I can’t have alcohol and my pain medication in the same lifetime.

Eden_Goldie

Smile sweetly

VanishingNachos

run around flailing my arms, and asking if someone saw the aliens that are coming to get us

ladychris29

I'd probably ask him why he's not wearing pants.

VanishingNachos

tell her that her hands are on my bum, but thats okay... i dont mind

Eden_Goldie

Tell the both of them to get a room? Hahaha

Wax_on_wax_off

Id go on expedia with her to find those two a room at the best available rate.

VanishingNachos

*puts a towel around my waist* sheesh - ya'all get perturbed over some public nudity?

ladychris29

Remind him I write that stuff so I already know , buy him a cup, and catch up.

Eden_Goldie

@islipthejab We're not paying for it though right? We'll do the groundwork but they can fund their own hook up?

VanishingNachos

i came in here for coffee, and left here with a hookup? i love america!!

Wax_on_wax_off

@Eden_Goldie wrote: »

@islipthejab We're not paying for it though right? We'll do the groundwork but they can fund their own hook up?

No, we won't pay... not for their room and not for any child support payments that may result from this hook up either. A wing team can only do so much.

Eden_Goldie

@VanishingNachos Don't forget the illegitimate child...Susie needs a role model.

ladychris29

Wait... I just accidentally touched an *kitten*. Who's hooking up and why am I always the last to be informed?

VanishingNachos

*ahem.... you and me Ms @ladychris29 .... I was not wearing pants, you had both hands on my bum, and now Eden and Islip are buying us a room - try to keep up, mkay?

ladychris29

Oh, good gods, I think your response just channeled Sam. Or he channels you. Either way, there are two of you.

I just wanted coffee!!

Wax_on_wax_off

VanishingNachos wrote: »

*ahem.... you and me Ms @ladychris29 .... I was not wearing pants, you had both hands on my bum, and now Eden and Islip are buying us a room - try to keep up, mkay?

whoa...what part of not paying for the room or your child support do you not understand? We are simply finding a good rate for you two on expedia. I need my money for this coffee shop.

ladychris29

And to think, I could have just gone across the street to the pub.

VanishingNachos

dont ask... it gets crazy confusing sometimes....

zcb94

Walk around offering pro bono help to the confused.