The ULTIMATE weight-loss guide:

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    This metaphor is like an armadillo sitting under a tree eating ice cream.
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  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    This metaphor is like an armadillo sitting under a tree eating ice cream.

    Actually, I find your ice cream eating armadillo far more useful.

  • echmainfit619
    echmainfit619 Posts: 333 Member
    See, the OP's head is like an empty bag....
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    This metaphor is like an armadillo sitting under a tree eating ice cream.
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    Closest I could find.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    _QueenE_ wrote: »
    I like your username, OP.

    It is very numbersome, isn't it.
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    Losing weight is simple. Just think of it this way:

    If you have an empty bag and you put a pebble in and not take one out then you will have one pebble in the bag. If you keep putting pebbles in and not taking them out then the bag will become full. But if you put 1 pebble in and take 2 out soon the bag will be empty.

    The bag is a metaphor for all the fat that your body may have. Doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're taking more out of that bag than you're putting in you will lose weight. Good luck!

    Your posts are always so positive and helpful.
    Really a happy little guy arent you?

    And your logging is excellent too, just checked your diary went back a week and a half and only saw some food logged for today

    Really a big help, and 0 pound lost or to lose. wow indeed ULTIMATE example

    hummm what was your advice again???


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  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Disappointed. What if the pebble had poo on it?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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    A Detox will fix that.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    This metaphor is like an armadillo sitting under a tree eating ice cream.

    Only praline, baby. Only praline.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Losing weight is simple. Just think of it this way:

    If you have an empty bag and you put a pebble in and not take one out then you will have one pebble in the bag. If you keep putting pebbles in and not taking them out then the bag will become full. But if you put 1 pebble in and take 2 out soon the bag will be empty.

    The bag is a metaphor for all the fat that your body may have. Doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're taking more out of that bag than you're putting in you will lose weight. Good luck!

    I'm calling you on this - it's a joke right? It's so simplistic that it doesn't make sense.

    Perhaps do away with the trying to be clever approach and share what you really mean.
  • 999tigger
    999tigger Posts: 5,235 Member
    He's a deep thinker and deserves to be inflicted on another forum.
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited April 2015
    999tigger wrote: »
    He's a deep thinker and deserves to be inflicted on another forum.

    rolled of her chair from laughing... can i log the calories burned from that? And the bigger question...HOW MUCH" did i just burn by doing that?

    grins....i know i am bad today :p

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Losing weight is simple. Just think of it this way:

    If you have an empty bag and you put a pebble in and not take one out then you will have one pebble in the bag. If you keep putting pebbles in and not taking them out then the bag will become full. But if you put 1 pebble in and take 2 out soon the bag will be empty.

    The bag is a metaphor for all the fat that your body may have. Doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're taking more out of that bag than you're putting in you will lose weight. Good luck!

    I'm calling you on this - it's a joke right? It's so simplistic that it doesn't make sense.

    Perhaps do away with the trying to be clever approach and share what you really mean.

    He's not trying to be clever.

    He's trying to annoy people.

    I'll give him props for that. He's quite good at it.

  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited April 2015
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Losing weight is simple. Just think of it this way:

    If you have an empty bag and you put a pebble in and not take one out then you will have one pebble in the bag. If you keep putting pebbles in and not taking them out then the bag will become full. But if you put 1 pebble in and take 2 out soon the bag will be empty.

    The bag is a metaphor for all the fat that your body may have. Doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're taking more out of that bag than you're putting in you will lose weight. Good luck!

    I'm calling you on this - it's a joke right? It's so simplistic that it doesn't make sense.

    Perhaps do away with the trying to be clever approach and share what you really mean.

    He's not trying to be clever.

    He's trying to annoy people.

    I'll give him props for that. He's quite good at it.

    At this point ( till it starts boring me) i find it entertaining.

    But i admit soon enough its boring and i will spend time again to more important things in life, than reading post of a hangry young man who has to much time on his hands.

  • Malteaster
    Malteaster Posts: 75 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Disappointed. What if the pebble had poo on it?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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    You could wash it in soda.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I'm not sure about pebbles in a bag but all this makes me think of a box of rocks.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    I'm not sure about pebbles in a bag but all this makes me think of a box of rocks.

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  • booksandchocolate12
    booksandchocolate12 Posts: 1,741 Member
    edited April 2015
    I'm not sure about pebbles in a bag but all this makes me think of a box of rocks.

    Awww! That's what my SIL calls her dog. She's got a great big body and a tiny little head and is the dumbest creature you'd ever care to meet.

    The dog, not my SIL.

  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    999tigger wrote: »
    He's a deep thinker and deserves to be inflicted on another forum.

    rolled of her chair from laughing... can i log the calories burned from that? And the bigger question...HOW MUCH" did i just burn by doing that?

    grins....i know i am bad today :p
    You burned 2 pebbles.
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  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    Yeahhhhhhhhhh 2 whole pebbles? more than i expected

    than i think i have room for some icecream or donuts??/ hummm

    Oh i cant choose so i take one of these

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Yeahhhhhhhhhh 2 whole pebbles? more than i expected

    than i think i have room for some icecream or donuts??/ hummm

    Oh i cant choose so i take one of these

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    WHAT is this!!!? OMG woman! pulling hair !
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    that is a 2 pebble DOIC ( donut icecream)

    Told ya, and i fit it in my calorie allowance with a bad killing soda.
    Oh i am reckless today, i will drink two soda's
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Losing weight is simple. Just think of it this way:

    If you have an empty bag and you put a pebble in and not take one out then you will have one pebble in the bag. If you keep putting pebbles in and not taking them out then the bag will become full. But if you put 1 pebble in and take 2 out soon the bag will be empty.

    The bag is a metaphor for all the fat that your body may have. Doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're taking more out of that bag than you're putting in you will lose weight. Good luck!

    I'm calling you on this - it's a joke right? It's so simplistic that it doesn't make sense.

    Perhaps do away with the trying to be clever approach and share what you really mean.

    He's not trying to be clever.

    He's trying to annoy people.

    I'll give him props for that. He's quite good at it.

    What I mean is, I think he truly believes he is being clever. He is plain annoying and a troll.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    Yeahhhhhhhhhh 2 whole pebbles? more than i expected

    than i think i have room for some icecream or donuts??/ hummm

    Oh i cant choose so i take one of these

    icecream04.jpg

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  • macgurlnet
    macgurlnet Posts: 1,946 Member
    Yeahhhhhhhhhh 2 whole pebbles? more than i expected

    than i think i have room for some icecream or donuts??/ hummm

    Oh i cant choose so i take one of these

    icecream04.jpg


    You know how people say they gain weight looking at food?

    I think that just happened from looking at this.

    OMG

    ~Lyssa
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,596 Member
    Your analogy is bad, and you should feel bad.
  • rocknlotsofrolls
    rocknlotsofrolls Posts: 418 Member
    If he IS trying to be annoying, I think it's backfiring on him. You guys are having a lot of fun with this and I'm LMAO!
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    i sure had lol
    Like i said entertaining on a Sunday afternoon lolzzz
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