Lose 40-50 pounds in two weeks - HELP

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  • nikkib0103
    nikkib0103 Posts: 969 Member
    teanahk wrote: »
    ythannah wrote: »
    Be careful where you buy your anti-matter, there are a lot of scams and substandard products out there.

    You want to be sure to get the Anti-Matter that's endorsed by Dr. Oz. That guy is like really a doctor or something and he wouldn't suggest anything that didn't work.

    I think he has special persimmon flavored anti matter that works even faster...
  • mrvikingman
    mrvikingman Posts: 83 Member
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    Trolling score: 0/10 Too obvious

    Well, duh. I couldn't have made it MORE obvious :smile:
  • Naaer
    Naaer Posts: 212 Member
    My answer: No way!!!
  • YolliB2014
    YolliB2014 Posts: 104 Member
    LOL
  • missomgitsica
    missomgitsica Posts: 496 Member
    sofaking6 wrote: »
    I'm a certified Particle Annihilation Coach™. I love to help people SO much that if you buy my $7 billion starter pack of anti-quarks, I'll throw in a t-shirt for free!!

    This entertained me.
  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
    karla24687 wrote: »
    Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Cute.

    @sofaking6 - I think that is AMAZING!! Maybe you could take me under your wing and learn me how to be a coach myself. Also, can I sell people powdered food as part of this?
  • whaambulance
    whaambulance Posts: 1 Member
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    Trolling score: 0/10 Too obvious

    This wasn't even a troll post. It's satirical. And it was kind of funny.
  • epona08
    epona08 Posts: 39 Member
    Yes, but only if you invest in the TapeWorm Diet. This way you can continue to eat whatever you want, no move a muscle and drop all the weight you need! Once you're at your goal weight, just take a deworming pill and you'll be all set. It may sound to good to be true, but it's not. It's just pure MAGIC. My aunt's first cousin's dog tried it and he lost 50 pounds in 4 hours!!!
  • star1407
    star1407 Posts: 588 Member
    I have a special super secret blend of anti matter, coconut oil and kale. Pay me £100 and I'll share the recipe with you

    No refunds
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    girlviernes wrote: »
    karla24687 wrote: »
    Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Cute.

    @sofaking6 - I think that is AMAZING!! Maybe you could take me under your wing and learn me how to be a coach myself. Also, can I sell people powdered food as part of this?

    Oh my gosh I would be so happy to, because I just want to help people out of love and stuff! If you send me $40 billion I will send you back a handwritten note on the back of a napkin, along with a few grams of a powdery substance. If you can make $100 billion from selling that, you will give it all to me and then you will be a COACH!!! It's so great being so nice to people, I really can't wait for you to experience it yourself so please hurry up with that payment k?

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