DO YOU MISS YOUR EX? BECAUSE I DO

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  • Dagoberto8878
    Dagoberto8878 Posts: 15 Member
    Oh well!!! Im goingback where I belong ;)
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Oh well!!! Im goingback where I belong ;)

    Which is back in her palm, right? This post is TOO Drake...

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  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    With every bullet so far....

    I was totally gonna go the Al Bundy route with that!! ahaha
  • purplerosemfp
    purplerosemfp Posts: 152 Member
    nah dont miss him at all lol
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I was out. Now I'm back in.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Yep, I missed him for a long time, even though I walked away. It was for the best, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a great person. I still think back to my time w/him fondly.

    I heard that how some women feel when the ex know how to lay the pipe.

    I am assuming this means good in bed. I am just trying to figure out what that has to do with pipes and such. I have heard alot of different ways to say good in bed, this one though... Never, not once. WTH!

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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I thought laying pipe meant taking a poo...
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    edited May 2015
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Yep, I missed him for a long time, even though I walked away. It was for the best, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a great person. I still think back to my time w/him fondly.

    I heard that how some women feel when the ex know how to lay the pipe.

    I am assuming this means good in bed. I am just trying to figure out what that has to do with pipes and such. I have heard alot of different ways to say good in bed, this one though... Never, not once. WTH!

    I'm from the Midwest and I've heard the phrase "laying pipe" before. Could it be a Midwestern thing?

    I'm from Wisconsin. Hmmm, only pipe laying I have heard of is from my plumber friends. LOL! Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm more sheltered than I thought I was. Haha! Is it because a pen1s resembles a pipe? Or the V is pretty much a tunnel? Guess it makes sense. I shall carry on with my day now having learned a new phrase :blush:

    AND I can now contribute to the TIL thread! Boom!

  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Yep, I missed him for a long time, even though I walked away. It was for the best, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a great person. I still think back to my time w/him fondly.

    I heard that how some women feel when the ex know how to lay the pipe.

    I am assuming this means good in bed. I am just trying to figure out what that has to do with pipes and such. I have heard alot of different ways to say good in bed, this one though... Never, not once. WTH!

    I'm from the Midwest and I've heard the phrase "laying pipe" before. Could it be a Midwestern thing?

    Must be. I'm in Ohio and I've heard that phrase many times.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Yep, I missed him for a long time, even though I walked away. It was for the best, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a great person. I still think back to my time w/him fondly.

    I heard that how some women feel when the ex know how to lay the pipe.

    I am assuming this means good in bed. I am just trying to figure out what that has to do with pipes and such. I have heard alot of different ways to say good in bed, this one though... Never, not once. WTH!

    I'm from the Midwest and I've heard the phrase "laying pipe" before. Could it be a Midwestern thing?

    Well I don't know if the women are from the midwest so I can't help with that. People can make up anything to mean anything and it can be passed around.

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  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
    I am not in the midwest, and I've heard laying pipe a lot.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:

    laying pipe
    (v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
    "I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
    by Tom January 09, 2005
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:

    laying pipe
    (v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
    "I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
    by Tom January 09, 2005

    Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness! :wink:

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  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:

    laying pipe
    (v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
    "I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
    by Tom January 09, 2005

    Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness! :wink:

    Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:


    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned


    Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.

    I totally was me! Thanks for returning the favor :smile:

  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:

    laying pipe
    (v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
    "I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
    by Tom January 09, 2005

    Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness! :wink:

    Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:


    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned


    Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.

    Interesting. It was something new when I learned that women watch porn.

  • vickyaida
    vickyaida Posts: 27 Member
    Heck no! He was toxic.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Pu_239 wrote: »
    Which Ex?

    There has been quiet a few, but only 3 girls stand out.

    1. Amorkaflika
    2. Jackanorititis
    3. Beef steak

    ... everyone deserves a fair chance> i just told this girl i can't. SHe was coming to cali where i live, but she didn't stop by she went down south(where the other guy lived). I found out she saw him. It suddenly hit me a few months back, foul play must have been going on there the entire time. But do I miss her? Not really, i do search for her sometimes through fb, but never can find her.

    ...

    SO in the end... no one knows what the future will bring, such as the situation with jackanorititis and myself. I won't see beefsteak for about a year, maybe I would have improved myself to a differently level that she might interested, but I don't know if i'd even give her that chance. Jackanortistis, I think we will end up together in the end, maybe not now, maybe not 5,10, 15 or 20yrs... but in the end... i thik we will be together

    holy crap i wrote a lot.

    Dude.

    I hope you're being satirical here. If so, congrats on the super creepy Ex satire post.
  • N3rdyBird_
    N3rdyBird_ Posts: 98 Member
    No, I can't say I miss my ex. He became abusive, so I'm happy to longer be in that relationship.
  • missyw007
    missyw007 Posts: 49 Member
    Not one bit!!!!
  • Sweetiepiestef
    Sweetiepiestef Posts: 343 Member
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    THIS! lol
  • N3rdyBird_
    N3rdyBird_ Posts: 98 Member
    No-no-no-HELL-NO!.gif#Hell%20NO%20GIF


    THIS! lol

    Well said, I couldn't agree more!
  • mclovingirl86
    mclovingirl86 Posts: 37 Member
    I used to A LOT. It hurt like crazy, but the other day I looked at a photo of him and I though "what the heck was I thinking?!"
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Like a tooth ache
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    Ehhh... I miss certain things about them, but I don't miss them. I miss being able to talk to someone at all hours of the day without feeling like an annoyance. I miss being treated to dinner. I miss not being judged for being single. I even miss some of their family members. But I don't miss their lying, cheating, money hungry, emotionally abusive, ugly, horrible personality, selves. I can do more without their extra baggage.
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
    edited May 2015
    Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:

    laying pipe
    (v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
    "I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
    by Tom January 09, 2005

    Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness! :wink:

    Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:


    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned


    Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.

    Whoa... um no, not me... okay yes, I've watched porn but certainly not man on man. (Nothing wrong with it but not a turn on for me)

    This thread is hilarious. Thank you OP... :D

  • MikaMojito
    MikaMojito Posts: 680 Member
    With each of my boyfriends I had very good reasons to be with them. So even when things went wrong, I did still like them. With the last partner... well. Thinks went pretty bad and I tried to keep in touch but it wasn't good for my emotional stability so I cut him out of my life completely. But yeah, I miss him. I loved him for so many years, how could I just forget all of that.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Pu_239 wrote: »
    Which Ex?

    There has been quiet a few, but only 3 girls stand out.

    1. Amorkaflika
    2. Jackanorititis
    3. Beef steak

    I met Amorkaflika online, I went down to see her a few times i live in cali she lives in AZ. Things where good, but there was this guy like in the shadows, she told me nothing was going on with him. Eventually we "broke up" but still talked and In my mind, us breaking up meant nothing, i still saw us together. She kind of stopped talking to me, so i blocked her online trying to force her to call me. But then i started to sense the break up, i gave someone another chance. Amorkaflika found out, she called me crying and begging to come back, I never felt it was right, to dump someone to get back to your ex, everyone deserves a fair chance> i just told this girl i can't. SHe was coming to cali where i live, but she didn't stop by she went down south(where the other guy lived). I found out she saw him. It suddenly hit me a few months back, foul play must have been going on there the entire time. But do I miss her? Not really, i do search for her sometimes through fb, but never can find her.

    This beautiful scottish girl jackanortititis was down in america from scotland, met her, had the best relationship ever with her for 9 months. SHe had to go back, we tried to make it work but it just didn't. I started a computer repair company to get enough money to go see her, the day we got on cam, I was going to tell her I have the money to se her. Before I even got that out, she's like "I have a date with someone." That was the end of it. It was pretty bad for me. This was 9yrs ago. But we kept in touch off and on, we started talking agian, like everyday. i still talk to her after 9yrs, she is with a guy, has 2 kids. Yet we still care for eachother, but the situation for us just isn't right. People would always say, "you 2 will end up like the story in the note book." Never seen it, but who knows what the future brings.

    Beefsteak, this girl from school(this is most recent). I liked her a lot, she was my bestfriend, but she just gave me the run around. "I am not ready for a relationsihp", I felt i got out of the friends zone a bit, things where picking up, then something happened. She tried to FZ me again, I was like, "no that's not going to happen, you put me in a cage when you say that." she's like, "no you're not in a cage, I am in a bubble" We decided to go on a valentines day date, but she cancelled 2 times. Just all these excuses, last month I met this guy, and she met him at the same time. He goes to our school. I found out that they "got it on" which is pretty messed up cause that guy was my friend and he knew how i felt, and her lies and excuses... Do miss her? To some degree, but at the moment, can't stand her.

    I was obviously hurt, reviewed some psychology material, It frankly said, "if you're hurt, find out what you want/need and work towards it." Made me realize i want a good girl, decent looking. To maximize my options I have to better and maximize myself, this is where I am at in the moment of my life. I turned that negative crap she did, to probably the most productive things of my life. It was a hit of reality honestly.

    SO in the end... no one knows what the future will bring, such as the situation with jackanorititis and myself. I won't see beefsteak for about a year, maybe I would have improved myself to a differently level that she might interested, but I don't know if i'd even give her that chance. Jackanortistis, I think we will end up together in the end, maybe not now, maybe not 5,10, 15 or 20yrs... but in the end... i thik we will be together

    holy crap i wrote a lot.
    Here is the TL;DR:

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