DO YOU MISS YOUR EX? BECAUSE I DO
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asflatasapancake wrote: »branflakes1980 wrote: »yopeeps025 wrote: »BigLifter10 wrote: »Yep, I missed him for a long time, even though I walked away. It was for the best, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a great person. I still think back to my time w/him fondly.
I heard that how some women feel when the ex know how to lay the pipe.
I am assuming this means good in bed. I am just trying to figure out what that has to do with pipes and such. I have heard alot of different ways to say good in bed, this one though... Never, not once. WTH!
I'm from the Midwest and I've heard the phrase "laying pipe" before. Could it be a Midwestern thing?
Well I don't know if the women are from the midwest so I can't help with that. People can make up anything to mean anything and it can be passed around.
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I am not in the midwest, and I've heard laying pipe a lot.0
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Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:
laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 20050 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:
laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 2005
Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness!
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asflatasapancake wrote: »branflakes1980 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:
laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 2005
Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness!
Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned
Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.
I totally was me! Thanks for returning the favor
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asflatasapancake wrote: »branflakes1980 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:
laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 2005
Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness!
Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned
Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.
Interesting. It was something new when I learned that women watch porn.
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Heck no! He was toxic.0
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Which Ex?
There has been quiet a few, but only 3 girls stand out.
1. Amorkaflika
2. Jackanorititis
3. Beef steak
... everyone deserves a fair chance> i just told this girl i can't. SHe was coming to cali where i live, but she didn't stop by she went down south(where the other guy lived). I found out she saw him. It suddenly hit me a few months back, foul play must have been going on there the entire time. But do I miss her? Not really, i do search for her sometimes through fb, but never can find her.
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SO in the end... no one knows what the future will bring, such as the situation with jackanorititis and myself. I won't see beefsteak for about a year, maybe I would have improved myself to a differently level that she might interested, but I don't know if i'd even give her that chance. Jackanortistis, I think we will end up together in the end, maybe not now, maybe not 5,10, 15 or 20yrs... but in the end... i thik we will be together
holy crap i wrote a lot.
Dude.
I hope you're being satirical here. If so, congrats on the super creepy Ex satire post.
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No, I can't say I miss my ex. He became abusive, so I'm happy to longer be in that relationship.0
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Not one bit!!!!0
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I used to A LOT. It hurt like crazy, but the other day I looked at a photo of him and I though "what the heck was I thinking?!"0
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Like a tooth ache0
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Ehhh... I miss certain things about them, but I don't miss them. I miss being able to talk to someone at all hours of the day without feeling like an annoyance. I miss being treated to dinner. I miss not being judged for being single. I even miss some of their family members. But I don't miss their lying, cheating, money hungry, emotionally abusive, ugly, horrible personality, selves. I can do more without their extra baggage.0
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asflatasapancake wrote: »branflakes1980 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Found this on Urban Dictionary. It wasn't the top definition though so I'll concede:
laying pipe
(v) To take or the act of taking a *kitten*. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.
"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."
by Tom January 09, 2005
Now I have learned 2 new things today and they are both the same phrase. I love today and all of its informativeness!
Someone pointed me to this thread, it may have been you, not sure. If not, here you go:
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10126763/til-today-i-learned
Yesterday I learned that dogs don't lay eggs and there are lots of women that watch man on man gay porn.
Whoa... um no, not me... okay yes, I've watched porn but certainly not man on man. (Nothing wrong with it but not a turn on for me)
This thread is hilarious. Thank you OP...
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With each of my boyfriends I had very good reasons to be with them. So even when things went wrong, I did still like them. With the last partner... well. Thinks went pretty bad and I tried to keep in touch but it wasn't good for my emotional stability so I cut him out of my life completely. But yeah, I miss him. I loved him for so many years, how could I just forget all of that.0
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Here is the TL;DR:Which Ex?
There has been quiet a few, but only 3 girls stand out.
1. Amorkaflika
2. Jackanorititis
3. Beef steak
I met Amorkaflika online, I went down to see her a few times i live in cali she lives in AZ. Things where good, but there was this guy like in the shadows, she told me nothing was going on with him. Eventually we "broke up" but still talked and In my mind, us breaking up meant nothing, i still saw us together. She kind of stopped talking to me, so i blocked her online trying to force her to call me. But then i started to sense the break up, i gave someone another chance. Amorkaflika found out, she called me crying and begging to come back, I never felt it was right, to dump someone to get back to your ex, everyone deserves a fair chance> i just told this girl i can't. SHe was coming to cali where i live, but she didn't stop by she went down south(where the other guy lived). I found out she saw him. It suddenly hit me a few months back, foul play must have been going on there the entire time. But do I miss her? Not really, i do search for her sometimes through fb, but never can find her.
This beautiful scottish girl jackanortititis was down in america from scotland, met her, had the best relationship ever with her for 9 months. SHe had to go back, we tried to make it work but it just didn't. I started a computer repair company to get enough money to go see her, the day we got on cam, I was going to tell her I have the money to se her. Before I even got that out, she's like "I have a date with someone." That was the end of it. It was pretty bad for me. This was 9yrs ago. But we kept in touch off and on, we started talking agian, like everyday. i still talk to her after 9yrs, she is with a guy, has 2 kids. Yet we still care for eachother, but the situation for us just isn't right. People would always say, "you 2 will end up like the story in the note book." Never seen it, but who knows what the future brings.
Beefsteak, this girl from school(this is most recent). I liked her a lot, she was my bestfriend, but she just gave me the run around. "I am not ready for a relationsihp", I felt i got out of the friends zone a bit, things where picking up, then something happened. She tried to FZ me again, I was like, "no that's not going to happen, you put me in a cage when you say that." she's like, "no you're not in a cage, I am in a bubble" We decided to go on a valentines day date, but she cancelled 2 times. Just all these excuses, last month I met this guy, and she met him at the same time. He goes to our school. I found out that they "got it on" which is pretty messed up cause that guy was my friend and he knew how i felt, and her lies and excuses... Do miss her? To some degree, but at the moment, can't stand her.
I was obviously hurt, reviewed some psychology material, It frankly said, "if you're hurt, find out what you want/need and work towards it." Made me realize i want a good girl, decent looking. To maximize my options I have to better and maximize myself, this is where I am at in the moment of my life. I turned that negative crap she did, to probably the most productive things of my life. It was a hit of reality honestly.
SO in the end... no one knows what the future will bring, such as the situation with jackanorititis and myself. I won't see beefsteak for about a year, maybe I would have improved myself to a differently level that she might interested, but I don't know if i'd even give her that chance. Jackanortistis, I think we will end up together in the end, maybe not now, maybe not 5,10, 15 or 20yrs... but in the end... i thik we will be together
holy crap i wrote a lot.
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