We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Use your best (or worst) pick up line on the person above

ZeeShay
ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Use you best pick up lines!

Example: if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-Apple
«1

Replies

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract
  • carlsonrobb
    carlsonrobb Posts: 914 Member
    Careful where you step. That's my heart down there
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    If u were a booger, I'd pick u first
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Your face brightens my day. :)
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    your cleavage reduces my jockeys life
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Word on the block is that you give free moustache rides, eh?
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    If you're feeling down, I can feel you up
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    My husband is Jim, well we aren't married, we only just met.


    No homo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'm a Homo Sapien *wink* *wink* :wink:
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    If I said u had a nice body would u hold it against me
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Can I have a picture of you so that I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas. ( this was used on me recently :D )
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wanna share your Lipstick with me? ;)
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Wanna share your Lipstick with me? ;)

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Are your pants made of Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    I'm sure your dad was an astronaut ??
    As he stole the stars and put them in your eyes B)
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    I must be a sports car, b/c i am about to hug those curves ahead
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    You look like my 3rd wife
    -How many times have you been married?
    Twice.
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    I'm pretty your pretty what say we go home and look at each other?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor ;)
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Hey you wanna see my boat?
    (I used to live in a harbor town. It's funny as a metaphor)
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    Are you a Rastafarian, cuz Jamaican me crazy....
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Call the police!! This woman has stole my heart!
This discussion has been closed.

Categories