Use your best (or worst) pick up line on the person above

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  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor ;)
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Hey you wanna see my boat?
    (I used to live in a harbor town. It's funny as a metaphor)
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
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    Are you a Rastafarian, cuz Jamaican me crazy....
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Call the police!! This woman has stole my heart!
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
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    I do have a map, want directions to my heart?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
    ;)
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Thanks to you I've one more bone in my body
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Listen am sorry to bother you but I've lost my number, can I have yours?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
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    Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Sooo, who's down to get roofied tonight?
    (REAL, ACTUAL line used on me and my friend B) *we passed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    edited May 2015
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    Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got that a.s.s. ma

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