So, where exactly does the fat go?

fr3smyl

[quote="Monkey_Business;32560public Theory is: when you work out really hard, you create a really small black hole. Once the black hole is created it will suck in the random fat molecule being displaced by any additional the energy you create. The random fat molecules are transported through a worm hole to another being. If you stop working out, the black hole collapses and random fat molecule return the original individual. It is just a theory though.[/quote]

I like this. I may quote you when someone asks me in person how I did it. According to monkey business publishing a small black hole....

Monkey_Business

I have not copyrighted this yet so it is free for usage or publishing, just saying ......

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Dared2Evolve

asflatasapancake wrote: »

According to my studies, fat goes in this warehouse:



Somewhere in between the arc of the covenant and the chiclets.

That's a whole lotta fat .. wonder what happens when they misfile it ..

RunTimer

Every time you burn a calorie, an angel gets its wings

Timshel_

Mine ends up on others around me as I lose it. They always say they find it. Oddly, I seem to add some back on from people I don't even know. it just appears there.

fr3smyl

Dared2Evolve wrote: »

asflatasapancake wrote: »

According to my studies, fat goes in this warehouse:



Somewhere in between the arc of the covenant and the chiclets.

That's a whole lotta fat .. wonder what happens when they misfile it ..

I think I know....those are days you wake up with more than you went to sleep with.

ejbronte

flyingtanuki wrote: »

Untrue!

According to The World Fat Theorem, of which I am the creator and sole adherent, the total fat in the world is conserved. In other words, fat is not created nor destroyed, rather it is simply moved around from person to person. So, when you lose a pound, another person gains it and vice-versa. This is also why so many people report yo-yo dieting.

Totally true. I swear.

You have an early formulator of the World Fat Theorem in Fritz Leiber - anyone who hasn't read his Lankhmar series and might want to, please read no further.



In SWORDS OF LANKHMAR, the already short Gray Mouser gets shrunk to mini-mini size; there's a time limit on his shrinkage, and when the time comes for him to grow, matter is "adhered" to him from an enormous woman, who becomes enticingly shapely in the process.

I guess great minds think sort-of alike.

bpetrosky

heybales wrote: »

Breath it out as Carbon Dioxide, and water out in all the ways you may lose water.
About 84% to 16% ratio of those 2.

^THIS^ Simple, direct, and based on the actual science of biochemistry.

baby_firefly_666

I've never actually wondered where it goes...I kinda just assumed that the fat like dissolved inside your body when you burn more calories than you take in? Hahahaha I have no idea, biology isn't my strong point so don't listen to me

Alatariel75 wrote: »

Can I choose who my fat goes to? Coz that would be nifty.

Haha love it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Mine just moves from wherever I lost straight to my belly

fr3smyl

bpetrosky wrote: »

heybales wrote: »

Breath it out as Carbon Dioxide, and water out in all the ways you may lose water.
About 84% to 16% ratio of those 2.

^THIS^ Simple, direct, and based on the actual science of biochemistry.

That's what they want us to think there must be more it. Something involving fat trolls or calorie gnomes.

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