MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread
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mister_universe
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Rules: None. Well, other than maybe citing author as appropriate.
All contributions welcome, even roses are red stuff.
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A spring green blade of grass
brushing gently, briefly, on sculpted knee
A mosquito, buzzing insistently
perilously near inner ear
Single ray of burning sun
warming down on smooth bare back
Lone fiber of cotton lace
langorously tracking hippish trace
Chocolate morsel, dark, sweet
hiding in lips corners
Waiting, wondering, longing toward
nearness like these
^all mine, love it or hate it
All contributions welcome, even roses are red stuff.
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A spring green blade of grass
brushing gently, briefly, on sculpted knee
A mosquito, buzzing insistently
perilously near inner ear
Single ray of burning sun
warming down on smooth bare back
Lone fiber of cotton lace
langorously tracking hippish trace
Chocolate morsel, dark, sweet
hiding in lips corners
Waiting, wondering, longing toward
nearness like these
^all mine, love it or hate it
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I love MFP and want to f@&k Ron too!0 -
Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not F****** blue!
(Takes a bow):laugh:0 -
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
I'm **** at colors
But great in bed0 -
I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.
Dr. Oz
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He comes to me,
Smelling of raspberry ketones,
Telling me my apple juice is poison.
He smiles and says,
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
He once was respected,
A cardiothoracic surgeon.
Now, he just quacks.0 -
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath bitled out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
RonRob refuses to accept my FR
Even though I keep telling him I’m good in bed0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Is it wrong that I desire
To screw most of my MFP crew0 -
The Push Up Bra
Woman's greatest invention
It gives the girls chance
When there's naught to mention
Men have tried
Stuffing a sock
But there's not much fun
In f*(cking a frock0 -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag,
Smell like chloroform to you?0 -
I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.
Dr. Oz
~~~~~~
He comes to me,
Smelling of raspberry ketones,
Telling me my apple juice is poison.
He smiles and says,
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
He once was respected,
A cardiothoracic surgeon.
Now, he just quacks.
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not really poetry.... but lyrics
Get Lost - by Wolverine66
Where did you go?
Eyes covered, hiding...waiting.
I don't even know
If you know I can see you
time to get away, even for a moment
because the thrill of being found
means you must first get lost
where did you go?
ducked below the surface
reaching and grabbing skyward
to pull back into view
time to get away, even for a moment
because the thrill of being found
means you must first get lost
where did you go?
it's a game we play
of me pretending to let you
think you went away
but i'd never even dream
to let you out of my sight
especially when you try your hardest
to get lost0 -
I've lost all this weight,
which is really, really great.
But my best feature is falling lo
to the flo, flo, flo
The pushup bra is the best invention
because now I get all the guys attention0 -
Roses are red
Squirrels are too
I'm bad at poetry
so call me maybe?0 -
PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill
But NOT to fetch a pail of water
RonRob stripped down
PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground
& they banged after & after0 -
PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill
But NOT to fetch a pail of water
RonRob stripped down
PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground
& they banged after & after
:noway:0 -
PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill
But NOT to fetch a pail of water
RonRob stripped down
PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground
& they banged after & after
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Roses are Red,
Facebook is Blue,
No mutual friends,
Who the heck are you?0 -
Red raspberries are red
Blueberries are blue
If you didn't know that
You're a blonde too.
I wanted to post the candy bar song by John Valby but I already have enough strikes against me.0 -
Roses are rubbish
Violets are crap
PM me some bewb pics*
So I can have a *kitten*
(*actually please don't)0
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