MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread

mister_universe

Rules: None. Well, other than maybe citing author as appropriate.

All contributions welcome, even roses are red stuff.

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A spring green blade of grass
brushing gently, briefly, on sculpted knee

A mosquito, buzzing insistently
perilously near inner ear

Single ray of burning sun
warming down on smooth bare back

Lone fiber of cotton lace
langorously tracking hippish trace

Chocolate morsel, dark, sweet
hiding in lips corners

Waiting, wondering, longing toward
nearness like these


^all mine, love it or hate it

2stepscloser

Roses are red, violets are blue
I love MFP and want to f@&k Ron too!

Lovdiamnd

Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not F****** blue!

(Takes a bow):laugh:

So_Much_Fab

PeanutButterLuver

Violets are red
Roses are blue
I'm **** at colors
But great in bed

Mr_Bad_Example

I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.

Dr. Oz
~~~~~~
He comes to me,
Smelling of raspberry ketones,
Telling me my apple juice is poison.
He smiles and says,
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
He once was respected,
A cardiothoracic surgeon.
Now, he just quacks.

bumblebums

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath bitled out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.

PeanutButterLuver

Roses are red

Violets are blue

RonRob refuses to accept my FR

Even though I keep telling him I’m good in bed

PeanutButterLuver

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Is it wrong that I desire

To screw most of my MFP crew

mister_universe

The Push Up Bra
Woman's greatest invention
It gives the girls chance
When there's naught to mention

Men have tried
Stuffing a sock
But there's not much fun
In f*(cking a frock

ScottyNoHotty

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag,
Smell like chloroform to you?

mister_universe

I'm wrote this one in another poetry thread. It's a personal favorite of mine... I'm not a poet, and I know it.

Dr. Oz
~~~~~~
He comes to me,
Smelling of raspberry ketones,
Telling me my apple juice is poison.
He smiles and says,
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
He once was respected,
A cardiothoracic surgeon.
Now, he just quacks.

wolverine66

not really poetry.... but lyrics

Get Lost - by Wolverine66

Where did you go?
Eyes covered, hiding...waiting.
I don't even know
If you know I can see you

time to get away, even for a moment
because the thrill of being found
means you must first get lost

where did you go?
ducked below the surface
reaching and grabbing skyward
to pull back into view

time to get away, even for a moment
because the thrill of being found
means you must first get lost

where did you go?
it's a game we play
of me pretending to let you
think you went away

but i'd never even dream
to let you out of my sight
especially when you try your hardest
to get lost

2stepscloser

I've lost all this weight,
which is really, really great.

But my best feature is falling lo
to the flo, flo, flo

The pushup bra is the best invention
because now I get all the guys attention

myofibril

Roses are red
Squirrels are too
I'm bad at poetry
so call me maybe?

PeanutButterLuver

PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

But NOT to fetch a pail of water

RonRob stripped down

PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

& they banged after & after

mister_universe

PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

But NOT to fetch a pail of water

RonRob stripped down

PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

& they banged after & after

:noway:

Mr_Bad_Example

PeanutButterLuver & RonRob went up the hill

But NOT to fetch a pail of water

RonRob stripped down

PeanutButterLuver fell to the ground

& they banged after & after

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Roses are Red,
Facebook is Blue,
No mutual friends,
Who the heck are you?

chadraeder3

Red raspberries are red
Blueberries are blue
If you didn't know that
You're a blonde too.

I wanted to post the candy bar song by John Valby but I already have enough strikes against me.

myofibril

Roses are rubbish
Violets are crap
PM me some bewb pics*
So I can have a *kitten*

(*actually please don't)

mister_universe

Grow old with me, my darling stay
Beside me as we walk our way
Through life's uncertainties. Be my light
Through stormy days and dark of night

You are my half, you make me whole,
You are the mirror of my soul.
Without you, life would make no sense
Between us there is no pretense

You know my thoughts before I speak
You lend me strength when I am weak
You tell me things I need to hear
And, even then, you hold me dear

Grow old with me, my darling stay
I need you more and more each day
Grow old with me, my heart implores
We'll live in love forevermore

^Janet Yaeger, I think.

mister_universe

The rise, the fall, the breast so fair
draped in long, dark silken hair
Femininity wrapped before my eyes
yet beneath lies bonding prize

Lust, hot passions in me arise
some men these feelings do despise
These embrace I, on thy behalf
nobler lies not in our path

Clarity, love, each unyielding
tears fervently at silken shielding
Treasures, tastes, much adoration
these bring forth our mighty nation

Searching, yearning, yes, reaffirming
each unspoken and yet binding;
Laughter, softness, unburdening joy
all this means that I'm a boy

Worry not for lust unbridled
these, despised, are for those unsettled
Fruits of such twixt us, be blessed
indeed each yields us happiness

Celebrate, no wait! Give more!
show this, thy love whom you adore
Hold not back; give free, give much
to him who yearns thy healing touch

Yearn, strive, ask of me more
bind me to thee, I implore
Of us, make but one, we two
take all of me, as much of you

Yet at last, though lingering, spent
amongst thine shielding, torn and rent
Swells anew within our breast
emotion, trust, of nobles blest

Clarity, mere love, gives way
whilst lust retreats to yonder day
Left here, with us, amongst the threads
lies purpose of anointed beds

Birthed of divinity, birthed of body
lies there naught to perceive as naughty
Found is charity 'tween me and thee
in such a place man hopes it be

Renewing of simple man, this way
builds them for less fortunate day
As treasures, passions, each doth fail
whilst remains love's holiest grail

- Me.

PeanutButterLuver

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

Jerrypeoples

Lovdiamnd

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

:huh: :ohwell:

mister_universe

I want to die while you love me,
While yet you hold me fair,
While laughter lies upon my lips
And lights are in my hair.

I want to die while you love me,
And bear to that still bed,
Your kisses, turbulent, unspent,
To warm me when I'm dead.
I want to die while you love me,
Oh, who would care to live
Till love has nothing more to ask
And nothing more to give!
I want to die while you love me
And never, never see
The glory of this perfect day
Grow dim or cease to be.

^Georgia Douglas Johnson

mister_universe

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

:huh: :ohwell:

She's being subtle.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

She's being subtle.

Subtle as a battleship.

Lovdiamnd

She's being subtle.

Subtle as a battleship.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sukatx

I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

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