MFP Cheesy Poetry Thread

mister_universe

Grow old with me, my darling stay
Beside me as we walk our way
Through life's uncertainties. Be my light
Through stormy days and dark of night

You are my half, you make me whole,
You are the mirror of my soul.
Without you, life would make no sense
Between us there is no pretense

You know my thoughts before I speak
You lend me strength when I am weak
You tell me things I need to hear
And, even then, you hold me dear

Grow old with me, my darling stay
I need you more and more each day
Grow old with me, my heart implores
We'll live in love forevermore

^Janet Yaeger, I think.

mister_universe

The rise, the fall, the breast so fair
draped in long, dark silken hair
Femininity wrapped before my eyes
yet beneath lies bonding prize

Lust, hot passions in me arise
some men these feelings do despise
These embrace I, on thy behalf
nobler lies not in our path

Clarity, love, each unyielding
tears fervently at silken shielding
Treasures, tastes, much adoration
these bring forth our mighty nation

Searching, yearning, yes, reaffirming
each unspoken and yet binding;
Laughter, softness, unburdening joy
all this means that I'm a boy

Worry not for lust unbridled
these, despised, are for those unsettled
Fruits of such twixt us, be blessed
indeed each yields us happiness

Celebrate, no wait! Give more!
show this, thy love whom you adore
Hold not back; give free, give much
to him who yearns thy healing touch

Yearn, strive, ask of me more
bind me to thee, I implore
Of us, make but one, we two
take all of me, as much of you

Yet at last, though lingering, spent
amongst thine shielding, torn and rent
Swells anew within our breast
emotion, trust, of nobles blest

Clarity, mere love, gives way
whilst lust retreats to yonder day
Left here, with us, amongst the threads
lies purpose of anointed beds

Birthed of divinity, birthed of body
lies there naught to perceive as naughty
Found is charity 'tween me and thee
in such a place man hopes it be

Renewing of simple man, this way
builds them for less fortunate day
As treasures, passions, each doth fail
whilst remains love's holiest grail

- Me.

PeanutButterLuver

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

Jerrypeoples

Lovdiamnd

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

:huh: :ohwell:

mister_universe

I want to die while you love me,
While yet you hold me fair,
While laughter lies upon my lips
And lights are in my hair.

I want to die while you love me,
And bear to that still bed,
Your kisses, turbulent, unspent,
To warm me when I'm dead.
I want to die while you love me,
Oh, who would care to live
Till love has nothing more to ask
And nothing more to give!
I want to die while you love me
And never, never see
The glory of this perfect day
Grow dim or cease to be.

^Georgia Douglas Johnson

mister_universe

@RR - beautiful poetry.

Now... Lets bang!

:huh: :ohwell:

She's being subtle.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

She's being subtle.

Subtle as a battleship.

Lovdiamnd

She's being subtle.

Subtle as a battleship.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sukatx

I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

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mister_universe

I've got a knack for creating Haiku on the fly so:

Ads in the sidebar
Show shrinking women and I
Think "Total bull$hit"

:bigsmile:

SmartWhatever

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Does this rag,
Smell like chloroform to you?

ScottyNoHotty

Roses love sunshine,
Violets love dew,
I have a gun,
Now get in my van.

littlelaura

Phenomenal Woman



Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.


Maya Angelou

mister_universe

Phenomenal Woman



Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.


Maya Angelou

littlelaura

:blushing: ty wish I wrote, I sure do love it because I definitely that way.

mister_universe

:blushing: ty wish I wrote, I sure do love it because I definitely that way.

I have a HUGE thing for strong women. Major turn on for me.

bumblebums

once a chica who was known as bynsky
was feeling a little bit frisky
but she was stuck in a cube
and all out of lube
while wishing for bottles of whisky

Finally, a limerick!

hez76

the Chihuahua is hysterically disturbing....lol

miss_jessiejane

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

-Lord Byron