Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:

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  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
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    Do you work for UPS? Because from the bulge in your pants, looks like you're carrying a nice package.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    Elle_Bronwyn15 wrote: »
    *Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
    *Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
    *Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"

    -_-

    Yikes! And you said? Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it

    That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    True story:
    Girl, "Can I touch your hair?"
    Me, "sure"
    Girl, "Anywhere?"
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
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    Takes a sip of my drink then says "Now we have shared germs so it won't matter when I kiss you."
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    blurodriguez7 wrote: »
    Your tongue looks delicious can I taste it

    That's horrible! Lol and disgusting!

    Actually it made me laugh
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
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    A celeb was in the airport getting noticed. Turned to me and said, "don't you want my autograph?" Uh. No?

    A similar one, at a club, after rejecting drink - "don't you know who I am?!"

    These VIP types hate being played for their fame/cash OR SO THEY SAY.
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
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    No one ever tries to pick me up. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited June 2021
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  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
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    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁

    First. Pickup. Ever.

    I feel so special. 😊
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
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    tmanfive wrote: »
    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    @tmanfive
    I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
    😁

    First. Pickup. Ever.

    I feel so special. 😊

    Oh, *kitten*, look at me all flustered because you tossed a pickup line at me. I didn’t even respond.

    Yes. The answer is yes. 🙂
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    edited June 2021
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    NerdyScienceGrl wrote: »
    🎉. I require adventure though… maybe some class IV or V whitewater rafting? Bungee jumping? Thrill rides? 😁

    Yes to all. So, there is a bungee place an hour from here. White water well hop in the truck and head north, south, or across the country. Wherever the date takes us.

    Been sky diving?
  • NerdyScienceGrl
    NerdyScienceGrl Posts: 669 Member
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    Not yet. I’m afraid of heights but it’s yet to stop m from doing anything that includes a good rush!

    Place about 2 miles from here that does it. Bungee jumping is about 45 min and class IV rapids just a short jont down the road.

    I’m sooooo down!!!
  • JustAMurmur
    JustAMurmur Posts: 7,867 Member
    edited June 2021
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    Those must be space pants because your a$s is out of this world.

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