favorite movie one liner

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  • fionarama
    fionarama Posts: 788 Member
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    "That's terrible Muriel!!!"
  • ksuetorres
    ksuetorres Posts: 139 Member
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    The Big Chill: "Rationalizations are more important than sex. Did you ever go a week without a rationalization?"
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
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    "Girl, I will set it off up in here. She don't know me. You better be glad you at church. Jesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer! "
    Madea's Family Reunion
  • BIGGGMOMMMA
    BIGGGMOMMMA Posts: 190
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    "You got knocked the focked out!!"

    Friday
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
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    "I've kidnapped my fu**in parents. Unbelievable." -- Dennis Leary's character in The Ref
  • HappyElizabeth
    HappyElizabeth Posts: 231 Member
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    "I want you to hold it between your knees." Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces.
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
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    More dialogue than one liner:

    Pitch Black

    "What's it look like?" - Johns

    "Looks clear." - Rid****

    (creature flies out)

    "I thought you said it was clear! What about now?" - Johns

    "Looks clear." - Rid****
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    Not a movie, but still a favorite:

    "Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die."
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
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    "Well, yeah, you know, 'cause 'cause he never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you know what - you kicked HIM out! And now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, you go to Bloomingdale's and find some nice dresses, get yourself some shoes, you know, find somewhere, maybe you can get a facial. And, uh, oh - hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause...

    DAMN. " -- Jay in MIB.

    Actually, the DAMN is the single best one word line ever in a movie. It stands by itself but I felt I needed to remind everyone of the context.

    Haha; love that one.
  • What316
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    I know it's not a movie but "welcome to fu@!in deadwood " love it
  • sweetsarahj
    sweetsarahj Posts: 701 Member
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    "We released ourselves on our own recognizance" --- Raising Arizona
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    "We released ourselves on our own recognizance" --- Raising Arizona

    Great movie!
  • katiej080810
    katiej080810 Posts: 42
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    "Stay home and eat all the freaking chips Kip!"
    "Napolean, your just jealous because I've been home chatting online with babes all day"
    -Napolean Dynamite

    Also from Napolean:
    "This is pretty much the worst movie ever made"
    "Napolean, like anyone can even know that".
  • katiej080810
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    "Girl, I will set it off up in here. She don't know me. You better be glad you at church. Jesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer! "
    Madea's Family Reunion

    I loooooove Madea, all things Madea!
  • samntha14
    samntha14 Posts: 2,084 Member
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    "The greater good?! I am your wife. I am the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"
  • april_mesk
    april_mesk Posts: 694 Member
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    "Man. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better Off Dead

    OMG, I loved this movie when I was younger!

    Love this movie now and watch it still over and over - I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!

    HALF BAKED - F-you, F-you, F-You, You're Cool - I'm out!
  • april_mesk
    april_mesk Posts: 694 Member
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    "Son, you got a panty on your head". Raising Arizona. Best. Movie. Ever.

    Best. Movie. Ever. Anything with Nicholas Cage is just awesome.
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
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    "Much to learn you still have...my old padawan." YODA
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    "Milk was a bad choice" -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ALSO:

    “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s va-jay-jay.”

    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

    "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

    "I love carpet. I love desk... I love lamp."

    "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."


    So, that is pretty much the best movie ever. And now I am going to go watch it.

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