favorite movie one liner

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  • Brittles9363
    Brittles9363 Posts: 1
    "Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother."
    "He killed 80 people in two days."
    ".... He's adopted"

    -Thor, The Avengers
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "Sometimes i question your commitment to sparkle motion."

    Oh god! Sparkle Motion! Oh, Donnie Darko...
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    "All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Dust. Wind. Dude. "

    - "Ted" Theodore Logan
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    Excellent!!!!
  • phoo513
    phoo513 Posts: 231 Member
    "I'll have what she's having." When Harry Met Sally (I think)
  • honey_bee_keysha
    honey_bee_keysha Posts: 773 Member
    "I have got to get me one of these." Will Smith-Independence Day
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    "I'm just gonna hang out by the bar and....put out the vibe."--Dumb & Dumber
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Son, always remember... 2nd place is the 1st loser!
  • honey_bee_keysha
    honey_bee_keysha Posts: 773 Member
    "We Bebe's Kids, we don't die we multiply."-Bebe's Kids
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    "we are going streaking in the quad" - Old School
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    "I'm just gonna hang out by the bar and....put out the vibe."--Dumb & Dumber

    How's your burger?
    Petey didn't even have a head, Harry I took care of it
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" -Anchorman

    "I'll have what she's having." -When Harry Met Sally

    "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." & "Stupid is as stupid does." -Forrest Gump

    "We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Jaws

    "Toto, I've got a feeling we're in Kansas anymore." & "There's no place like home." -Wizard of Oz

    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" -Gone With the Wind

    "You'll shoot your eye out!" -A Christmas Story

    "Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings." -It's A Wonderful Life

    "Here's looking at you kid." -Casablanca

    "We all go a little mad sometimes." -Psycho

    "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -The Godfather

    "You talkin' to me?" -Taxi Driver

    "E.T. phone home." -E.T.

    "Wax on, wax off." -Karate Kid

    "I'll be back." -Terminator

    "I could eat a peach for hours." -Face/Off

    "Yippee kay yay, motherf***er!" & "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four." -Die Hard

    "I'm too old for this, *kitten*." -Lethal Weapon

    "I'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser!" & "You're killin' me, Smalls!" -The Sandlot

    "Hello, Clarice." -The Silence of the Lambs

    "You can't handle the truth!" -A Few Good Men

    "There's no crying in baseball." -A League of Their Own

    "If you build it, they will come." -Field of Dreams

    "Houston, we have a problem." -Apollo 13

    “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fu**ed.” & "FREEDOM!" -Braveheart

    "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!" -Return of the King

    "I've had better.."-Liar Liar (Also: his entire dialogue when he's pulled over by the cop.)

    "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly." & "C*ck juggling thunderc*nt!" -Blade Trinity


    Okay, I'll stop now...no way I could pick just one! :bigsmile:
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! - King Leonidas
  • Foxxyfiercefitness
    Foxxyfiercefitness Posts: 44 Member
    "You sho'll iz ugly!!" Shug Avery, The Color Purple
    "The cliffs of INSANITY!!!" Vizzini, The Princess Bride
    "I'm white, White, WHITE!" Sarah Jane, The Imitation of Life ( Best tearjerker ever!)
    "If you didn't want him dead, what you leave him with me for?" Mouse, Devil in a Blue Dress
    "Oh, you wanna hit people with garbage cans? Now, I got to cut ya!" Vera, Harlem Nights
  • ReadynWillin
    ReadynWillin Posts: 104
    "Well, I go always backwards when I'm backing up."

    "I do not know this man."

    -- Rooster Cogburn, True Grit (the remake)

    And several others from that movie lol
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won't be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, YOU'RE the mother****in' improper influence! Get your ****! Get your ****! And, get out!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    "Touch that keno card, and I'll KILL you" - Albert Brooks, Lost in America
  • beautifulmess87
    beautifulmess87 Posts: 41 Member
    "That's my secret Captain... I'm always angry..."

    <3 The Hulk !
  • foot1647
    foot1647 Posts: 92
    "I'm the party pooper." - Kindergarten Cop
  • JulieGirl58
    JulieGirl58 Posts: 158 Member
    "You're killing me, Smalls" - Sandlot
  • melwharris91
    melwharris91 Posts: 80 Member
    I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. From the devil wears prads
  • anirishdad
    anirishdad Posts: 80
    "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. "

    fight club........ Tyler Durden
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    I wouldn't say that this is my favorite line/movie, but it's the first one that popped into my head:

    "Look up the world 'idiot' in the dictionary. Know what you're gonna find?"
    "A... picture of me?"
    "No! The definition of the world 'idiot,' which you f*cking are!"
    - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    "I'm going to bang your friends. Consider them all banged." Dax Shepard in Baby Mama
  • taliasometimes
    taliasometimes Posts: 301 Member
    Do I look like a beautiful blonde, with big t*ts and an *kitten* that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?!
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "I'm Batman." in Batman (spoken by Michael Keaton)

    "I'm Batman." in Batman Forever (spoken by Jim Carey as The Riddler)
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "Somebody get my pies out of the oven!" in Under Siege (spoken by Steven Segal)
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? - Brick Top, Snatch
  • bsuew
    bsuew Posts: 628 Member
    Top Gun ~ Take me to bed or loose me forever! :laugh:
  • kaihunter45
    kaihunter45 Posts: 192 Member
    "Life is pain Princess, anyone trying to tell you differently is selling something." Wesly - The Princess Bride

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