favorite movie one liner

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  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    "You've never had a teet in your hand before" Amishman with German accent

    "Not one this big" John Book(Harrison Ford) Witness
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    "The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." Columbus, Zombieland
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Your a hooker?! I just thought I was doing great with you!
  • Peachy1962
    Peachy1962 Posts: 269 Member
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    Life is like a box of chocolates ... ya never know what ya gonna get!! Forrest Gump
  • jojo86xdd
    jojo86xdd Posts: 202 Member
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    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"-Back to the Future

    SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!-Elf
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick *kitten*, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
  • COLOMomOf4
    COLOMomOf4 Posts: 10 Member
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    "you are evil, and you must be destroyed"

    Ouiser Boudreaux played by Shirley MacLaine
    Steel Magnolias 1989 :laugh:
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    "How would you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a filthy ashtray" Weird Science
  • Kitteeee
    Kitteeee Posts: 66 Member
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    Every time I see a wire hanger I giggle!
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    -Mommy Dearest.

    LOVE SERIAL MOM!!
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    soo many lines lol!

    Robin Hood Men In Tights lol!
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    I have a MOLE?
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    Space Balls
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    "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gallll"
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    Ace Ventura
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    soo many..

    Austin Powers
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    too many quotes lol!

    this is getting waay too long so other mentionables:
    Army Of Darkness-Alright you primitive screwheads-listen up!, see this!, this!, is my BOOMSTICK!!!
    Silence of the Lambs-I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
    -It puts the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again!
    Star Wars- I quote all the movies lol!
    Poltergeist 2- "God is in his holy tem-ple!!" f'n freeky old guy!
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    The Exorcist!!, "la plume de ma tante!", "DIMMI, WHY DO YOU DO DIS TO MEE!", many more..
  • kepirus
    kepirus Posts: 79
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    "If the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT; 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP." - Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

    oops - forgot part of it :-( :ashamed:
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
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    We trained him wrong as a joke. Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
  • Reneeisfat
    Reneeisfat Posts: 126 Member
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    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!
  • BIGGMIXX1
    BIGGMIXX1 Posts: 8
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    "THERE AINT NO WAY.........NO WAY THAT YOU COULD COME FROM MY LOINS.........WHEN I GET HOME, IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR MOMMA IN THE MOUTH!" (BUFORD T. JUSTICE) SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

    "IM GONNA BARBECUE YOUR *kitten* IN MOLASSES!!!!" (BUFORD T, JUSTICE) SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

    "NOBODY......NOBODY MAKES SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE LOOK LIKE A POSSUMS PECKER!!!!"

    ANYTHING FROM BUFORD T JUSTICE IN THIS MOVIE, ALL CLASSIC ONE LINERS. *JACKIE GLEASON*

    "THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, THOSE WHO LOVE NEIL DIAMOND, AND THOSE WHO DO NOT. MY EX WIFE LOVED HIM." (BOB WYLIE) WHAT ABOUT BOB. *BILL MURRAY*

    "ITS CZECHOSLOVAKIA!! ITS LIKE GOING INTO WISCONSIN!!!" (BILL MURRAY IN STRIPES)
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
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    What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

    -Sixteen Candles
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Who wants an Orange Whip? (pointing to others at table) Orange Whip? Orange Whip? (then to waiter) Three Orange Whips!

    - John Candy, Blues Brothers
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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  • betterthanbefpre
    betterthanbefpre Posts: 168 Member
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    I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. - Steal Magnolias (Shelby)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    all favorite lines from super troopers:

    Who wants a moustache ride?

    Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

    You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!.

    It stinks like sex in here.
  • mizgiet
    mizgiet Posts: 103 Member
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    What do you want, Non-Rocker? This line is reserved for Rockers only, so I can't really talk to you right now.

    Do not make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. Not a f***in' sound.

    --Jack Black, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
  • KandisV
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    Are you just going to stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? (Neil Page-Planes, Trains, & Automobiles)

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