favorite movie one liner

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  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    toss up between

    "You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!"
    ( A Few Good Men )
    and

    "She won't live you know. But, then again, who does?"
    ( Blade Runner )
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    "I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!" - Champ, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    "Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity in large groups of people"
  • "Life....finds a way..." -- Ian Malcom (Jurrasic Park)
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    “Look eye! Always look eye”, Mr. Miyagi - Karate Kid
  • treesha450
    treesha450 Posts: 321 Member
    Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

    The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
  • Moviegal77
    Moviegal77 Posts: 65 Member
    [after DaVinci opens a locked door by removing the pins from the hinges]

    Louise: Why, that was pure genius!

    Leonardo DaVinci: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!

    from Ever After
  • treesha450
    treesha450 Posts: 321 Member
    Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.

    Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat *kitten*.
  • Kaylee_law_123
    Kaylee_law_123 Posts: 450 Member
    To guy with moustache ... "In my day, only Portrugese and Homo's had moustaches .... and you don't f*&king look Portrugese"

    Grandpa in Outrageous Fortune :-)
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    "You get so worked up.."

    "What have I got to be worked up about?
    I've only got a stolen horse,
    Everybody but the Coast Guard is after me,
    I've got nothing but miles of open country to cross, and
    now I'm carrying a crazy woman around wearing shoes from Bloomingberg's
    and thinks she's seen a rattlesnake roundup"

    Robert Redford as Sonny Steele, to Jane Fonda in "The Electric Horseman"
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    "Atta Boy, Luther!" - man in crowd, speaking to Don Knots as Luther Heggs in The Ghost and Mr Chicken
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

    -Gladiator
  • "Life....finds a way..." -- Ian Malcom (Jurrasic Park)

    "Must go faster." --Ian

    "I am always on the lookout for the next Mrs. Malcolm." -- Ian
  • "Memwah.....what's memwah?" -- Kat Dennings character in Thor, talking about Thor's hammer Mjolnar.
  • Italian_Buju
    Italian_Buju Posts: 8,030 Member
    "I just thought if you invited me over, you knew it was me showing up" - If These Walls Could Talk 2 - Chloe Sevigny
  • "Boy, when we get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth." -- Buford T. Justice / Smokey and the Bandit
  • charlesnapolitano
    charlesnapolitano Posts: 302 Member
    No one makes me bleed my own blood-dodge ball
  • swolf19
    swolf19 Posts: 20 Member
    my favorite was already posted "I'm your huckleberry" so I chose "say when" - Doc Holiday!
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    -"Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad"
    -"I'm on the brute squad"
    "You ARE the brute squad"!!

    -Princess Bride, the ultimate in on liner movies.
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    "Do you want me to punch-a-size your face, for FREE?"

    Officer Farva, Super Troopers
  • NicoWoodruff
    NicoWoodruff Posts: 369 Member
    Evil incarnate while winning: "Suddenly I feel very very good!"
    Minion: "It'll pass Master."

    -Time Bandits
  • jgollnick
    jgollnick Posts: 73 Member
    Go get your f***kin shine box, Frank Vincent (Billy Bats) - Goodfellas
  • cnr0905
    cnr0905 Posts: 167 Member
    WHAT IS THAT??!! WTF IS THAT??!!! a jelly donut sir...... Full Metal Jacket
    Lifes not fair is it? you see i...well i will never be king, and you shall never see the light of another day.....Lion King
    thats my boat.....Forest Gump
    THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ASKS IF YOUR A GOD... YOU SAY YES!!!!RAY....... Ghostbusters
  • mtnhiker1
    mtnhiker1 Posts: 114 Member
    Lots of ones I like, Here is one: Willow - Val Kilmer, mid-evil times - in a large bird cage: "Uoooo I am really scared" --(in a loud voice) "I -It - It's a peck with an acorn pointed at me"
  • "He slapped the highlights out of her hair. HE SLAPPED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!" -- Young Neil in Scott Pilgram vs. The World
  • "Me, me, me. And me too." -- Agent Smith from The Matrix
  • "I'm just a cook. A lowly, lowly cook." -- Casey Ryback in Under Seige
  • angelh1908
    angelh1908 Posts: 175 Member
    I'm here to help you find, take back, and keep your righteous mind, because obviously you have lost it! - Denzel Washington, The Great Debaters
  • micheleld73
    micheleld73 Posts: 914 Member
    "It's not a tumor" - Kindergarten Cop, Arnold S.
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    "He must think it's white boy day" ---True Romance (Gary Oldman's character)