favorite movie one liner

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  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    "You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?" -Dom Toretto The Fast and the Furious
  • jjr301
    jjr301 Posts: 1
    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
  • ericv2626
    ericv2626 Posts: 7
    I Love Lamp.
  • pearlmorning
    pearlmorning Posts: 84 Member
    In reply to being questioned why he always wears a cowboy hat the little boy drawls,"'Cause it fits my haid." -The Horse Whisperer
  • audra0831
    audra0831 Posts: 244
    Forrest Gump - "Sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lt. Dan. She tastes like cigarettes."
  • pearlmorning
    pearlmorning Posts: 84 Member
    I've Got Mail - Oh! Me too, I just watched it again last night. I know it by heart!
  • LisaDunn01
    LisaDunn01 Posts: 173 Member
    "Modern architecture. It'll never last." Ice Age
    "That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" Shrek
    "What'd you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" Lion King
  • Lizabelle1212
    Lizabelle1212 Posts: 252 Member
    "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, mannnn!" - The Big Lebowski
    "There was a fire FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" - Boondock Saints
    "Damn, we're in a tight spot!" - O Brother, Where Art Thou?


    *Edited because apparently the word "damn" does NOT need to be edited.
  • blackcloud13
    blackcloud13 Posts: 654 Member
    "I've gone too far to turn back, and ive gone to far to go on. I guess it all catches up with you in the end. My grandpa once asked me whether I care whether I live or die. Yeah - I do now. But now .... its too late"

    Menace II Society
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    "Don't f%$k with me, retard." - The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

    "Just because you ARE a character doesn't mean you HAVE character." - Pulp Fiction
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    PC Load Letter??!! What the F*K is that?

    I used to like the name Michael Bolton, until that no talent *kitten* clown came along.

    Did you GET the memo?

    Gonna show her my "O" face - OH OH OH

    I sentence you, Peter Gibbons, to 6 months in a Pound Me In The A* Federal Prison.

    A million dollars? I'll tell ya what I'd do with a million dollars. Two chicks at once.

    Um, Yeahhhhhh, gonna need you to come in on Saturday. Sunday too, yeahhhh....

    - OFFICE SPACE


    Does anyone ever say "no" to you?

    Well, yeah, but it's more like, No, No, Please Don't!

    - ANALYZE THAT
  • shierrarobin
    shierrarobin Posts: 181
    "There's only one person in the world who's going to decide what I'm going to do and that's me."
    -Charles Foster Kane from "Citizen Kane"
  • rburgess7
    rburgess7 Posts: 53 Member
    What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law! Smokey and the Bandit.

    There's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Same movie.
  • Kayla_292to165
    Kayla_292to165 Posts: 249 Member
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone with the Wind.

    "I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich"-Zombieland.
  • jessilee119
    jessilee119 Posts: 444 Member
    "You mustn't be afraid to dream bigger, darling."
    -Eames, in Inception.

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    LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie!!
  • jessilee119
    jessilee119 Posts: 444 Member
    "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
  • fleurdelis504
    fleurdelis504 Posts: 88
    I was in the moment...the moment said to slap you - Copout

    When life slips you a jeffery just stroke the furry wall - Get Him to the Greek
  • jessilee119
    jessilee119 Posts: 444 Member
    When l watch you eat, when l see you asleep, when l look at you lately, l just wanna smash your face in. - Kathleen Turner, War of the Roses.

    Great movie. I think of this quote every time I see a picture of Justin Bieber...sorry Bieber fans.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    "And so with my last breath I shall break my own vow and speak the name Moses, Moses!" - The Ten Commandments

    "You used up all of the glue on purpose!" - Ralphie's dad, A Christmas Story

    "Kneel before Zod!"- Superman III (I think)
  • Denise_Valentine
    Denise_Valentine Posts: 93 Member
    I stole a baby! I stole a baby!! - willow
    it comes in PINTS!!? - LOTR
    I drive a Volvo, a beige one - The Rock
    You got a problem pinky?!! - Aladdin
    Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town. - Empire Records
    whose scruffy looking? - Star wars

    so many i'll stop there for now lol
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

    My ring tone!
  • cheesyrunner
    cheesyrunner Posts: 84 Member
    "CHARLIE BROWN'S AN A***HOLE!" - Trick 'r Treat (I watched this yesterday and the context in which this line is said is so funny.)
  • ElBence
    ElBence Posts: 291 Member
    "Hey Guys! BIG GULPS huh? Alright. Whelp, see you later." - Lloyd Christmas: Dumb and Dumber
  • infamousdrew76
    infamousdrew76 Posts: 176 Member
    There's no way! No way, that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth! -- Sheriff Buford T. Justice
  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    "Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."- Chiun, Remo Williams
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    "You are everything I never knew I always wanted." -- Alex Whitman, "Fools Rush In"
  • glynda66
    glynda66 Posts: 184 Member
    "Put the shut to the up"---Madea, Madea Goes to Jail
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    "You had me at hello" -Jerry Maguire
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    "Come on guys, you gotta let me make up for the tit thing!"-the boondock saints
    "We're two people in love, spanning time" -buffalo 66
    "I'm gonna be sitting on the trampoline smoking crack, and you're not gonna have anything to do!"-knocked up
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    "There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop."

    "The cow's name is Norman." <line omitted>

    "I'm gonna go wash up."

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