What If you woke up one morning..

CourtneyParcell
CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
edited November 20 in Chit-Chat
In this game you start your question with "what if you woke up one morning.." The next poster has has to answer and then ask their own question of "What if you woke up one morning."

Ex: you'd ask: "What if you up one morning in a different country what would you do?"

Poster would reply: .. "Wonder what I had been drinking the night before!"

Let's play!

What if you woke up one morning completely shaved/waxed, hairless everywhere what would you do?!
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Look around for a bill. Not sure I can afford another "the works" salon trip.

    What if you got invited to see the "model" gorilla in japan, would you be duly impressed?
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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
    I'd start bawling and call my mom that's a nurse to come cut me out.

    What if you woke up and had no recollection of who you were and what your name was?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Could I assume the night before was really fun?

    What if you woke up dressed in full clown attire, make up and all?
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    edited July 2015
    I would probably *kitten* myself 'cause I'm scared of clowns...then wash everything off lol!

    What if you woke up with half your hair shaved off?
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
    I'd shave off the other half and play it off as wanting to do that "Britney spears" look from 7 years ago.

    What if you woke up and their was a random dog just sitting at the foot of your bed?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Hope to god it's friendly and say "Hey puppy puppy"

    What if you woke up 1,000 miles from home without your wallet and purse?
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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
    I'd demand to see his phone. After smacking him a few times that is.

    What if you woke up one morning and you had a new Sesame Street tattoo on your forearm?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I would hulk smash his *kitten*.

    What if you woke up on stage in a cage?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Not a problem. Such a prim & proper girl. Even in Las Vegas...where, you know.

    WI you woke up in the Forest with no recollection of how you got there?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I would assume you roofied me yet again.

    What if you woke up and you realized you had spent every penny you had?
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
    I would walk and gather sustenance and make a tree fort until my memory came back.

    What if you woke up one morning and it was the middle of a zombie apocalypse?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'd get my *kitten* back in check and go to the college art class and pose for some cash! ;)
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    edited July 2015
    I would be dancing with joy around my pile of weapons!! I've been waiting for this moment!

    What if you woke up one morning and you were naked in a park?
  • mfinokrauss
    mfinokrauss Posts: 9 Member
    I'd feel really terrible for the other park patrons..

    What if you woke up one morning and everything was the color blue?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Assume I passed out while we were all waiting to welcome the aliens, hence why were are nude, wanting them to feel more welcome.

    What if you woke up in a bath of chocolate pudding?
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    I'd be blue!

    Waht if you woke up chained to pipes on the side of a large dilapidated bathroom. Between you and another person lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd be blue!

    Waht if you woke up chained to pipes on the side of a large dilapidated bathroom. Between you and another person lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder?

    I'd kick the corpse, he's the mastermind!

    What if you woke up tied up to the bed at your ex's place
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Ha ha. The overlap makes this even funnier...some of the A: don't match the Q: but they still do. In a way.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    0torque0 wrote: »
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd be blue!

    Waht if you woke up chained to pipes on the side of a large dilapidated bathroom. Between you and another person lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder?

    I'd kick the corpse, he's the mastermind!

    What if you woke up tied up to the bed at your ex's place

    Wonder what I was doing in Georgia.

    What if you woke up on a raft in the ocean?
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?

    I'd realize it's just a typical Friday night.

    WI you got lost at the mall and couldn't find your way out; there were no doors! Twilight Zone style?

  • bigherm2121
    bigherm2121 Posts: 80 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?

    I'd realize it's just a typical Friday night.

    WI you got lost at the mall and couldn't find your way out; there were no doors! Twilight Zone style?

    Prob buy stuff or light *kitten* on fire.


    WIy couldn't workout anymore?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I would dance! :)

    what if you woke up and were the only person left on earth?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
    I'd go to disneyland and not wait in line

    what if you woke up and everyone looked the same?
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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    I would slap myself a few times to make sure I am not dreaming.

    What if you woke up one morning and dont remember who you are?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
    I'd make up a new identity

    what if you woke up in a tub of ice with your kidney missing
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    0torque0 wrote: »
    I'd make up a new identity

    what if you woke up in a tub of ice with your kidney missing

    I would demand payment. And say thanks, now I'm closer to my goal weight.

    What if all the world's tequila went missing?
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