What If you woke up one morning..

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    0torque0 wrote: »
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd be blue!

    Waht if you woke up chained to pipes on the side of a large dilapidated bathroom. Between you and another person lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder?

    I'd kick the corpse, he's the mastermind!

    What if you woke up tied up to the bed at your ex's place

    Wonder what I was doing in Georgia.

    What if you woke up on a raft in the ocean?
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
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    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?

    I'd realize it's just a typical Friday night.

    WI you got lost at the mall and couldn't find your way out; there were no doors! Twilight Zone style?

  • bigherm2121
    bigherm2121 Posts: 80 Member
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    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd tell her no more alimony!!

    WIY woke up in the trunk of a moving car?

    I'd realize it's just a typical Friday night.

    WI you got lost at the mall and couldn't find your way out; there were no doors! Twilight Zone style?

    Prob buy stuff or light *kitten* on fire.


    WIy couldn't workout anymore?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I would dance! :)

    what if you woke up and were the only person left on earth?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
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    I'd go to disneyland and not wait in line

    what if you woke up and everyone looked the same?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    I would slap myself a few times to make sure I am not dreaming.

    What if you woke up one morning and dont remember who you are?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
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    I'd make up a new identity

    what if you woke up in a tub of ice with your kidney missing
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    0torque0 wrote: »
    I'd make up a new identity

    what if you woke up in a tub of ice with your kidney missing

    I would demand payment. And say thanks, now I'm closer to my goal weight.

    What if all the world's tequila went missing?
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I would drink vodka instead.
    What if you came out of the shower at the gym only to find someone had stolen all your clothes and towel?
  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
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    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I would drink vodka instead.
    What if you came out of the shower at the gym only to find someone had stolen all your clothes and towel?

    I'd go to the front desk until they figured it out.

    What if your mother in law showed up to stay for the months?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I Love her so I'd be ok with that! :)

    What if your inlaws all moved in???
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    I would move out and let her watch the kids.
    What if you realized after they rang up your 200 dollars in groceries that you forgot your wallet at home?
  • bringitdwnslow
    bringitdwnslow Posts: 121 Member
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    All her clothes and towels would show up missing.

    What if you woke up and had a perfect body?
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    I'd think, I made it to heaven?

    What if you woke up one morning and had a different wife/husband
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I'd think oh *kitten* and figure out a way to leave the scene.

    What if you woke up one morning and you had turned to the opposite sex?

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