CONTINUE THE STORY! Once upon a time...
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Once upon a time...
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I got lost in0
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There was an ugly fat troll0
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Who was in love with a sea turtle0
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But the sea turtles parents did not approve .0
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So the troll killed the sea turtle parents0
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this angered Neptune0
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So Neptune cast a huge storm upon the trolls city0
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And all the trolls started pooping their pants0
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And the poop filled the streets0
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So we all had to stay in our houses0
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The storm finally died out0
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and there was crap everywhere0
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The trolls were very angry0
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But that's usual, they are always angry and mean.0
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The farm then thought it might just work on the lack of hair on his head so he decided to try poo head spreading0
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Which brought back his childhood memories from band camp.0
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In band camp, colorful birds loved to s*** on his head.0
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The horn was a beautiful silver-inlaid heirloom that had been given to him by his grandmother. It was his most prized possession until it was stolen from him during the troll wars.0
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He went on a quest to find the beautiful horn. Gonads the wizard and Gluteus Maximus the great warrior king joined him on the quests to the land of the Frovidians .0
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They travelled a great distance, faced many perils but managed to stick together and prevail for what could possibly happen when Gonads and Gluteus maximus were on your team? That's what the farmer thought until he encountered a senile gypsy woman who scared the living day lights out of him. She told him of a great prophecy and how he was destined...0
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to find clothes that finally fit him0
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Upon hearing this the farmer scoffed, "clothes that fit me?! Ye gotta be out of your mind old woman. I am bigger even for a troll!"
The gypsy woman let out a hiss, "its no ordinary clothes...I tell you! They are made of dragon hide and spun with threads made of gold. They are magical." She added, triumphatically.
The farmer looked at Gonad and Maximus and the three of them guffawed like crazy. This angered the gypsy woman greatly and she decided to curse them.0 -
but the curse rebounded because she put her panties on backword that morning0
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There was a blinding flash of light and a lot of purple smoke that smelled like boiled cabbage. The farmer and his friends were shocked into silence and there was a grunt from the other end of the smoke cloud.
"Dang woman! What ye be doing? Don't go about surprising us like that!" He stepped forward to help the fallen woman up.
" I believe she just tried to curse one of us and it didn't go well " Gonad smirked.
The gypsy got up shaking her head, her eyes were glassy and she looked at the farmer all funny. "Myssano! My myssano! I have found you again" she exclaimed before suddenly launching herself on the farmer in what appeared to be an attempt at hugging.0 -
They fell to the ground in a heap with her landing on top of him, he quickly pushed her off himself exclaiming I am married you crazy woman what are you trying to do?0
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