CONTINUE THE STORY! Once upon a time...

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Once upon a time...
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2015
    I got lost in
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    There was an ugly fat troll
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Who was in love with a sea turtle
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    But the sea turtles parents did not approve .
  • TrackinAndLoggin
    TrackinAndLoggin Posts: 57 Member
    So the troll killed the sea turtle parents
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    this angered Neptune
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    So Neptune cast a huge storm upon the trolls city
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    And all the trolls started pooping their pants
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    And the poop filled the streets
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2015
    .
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    So we all had to stay in our houses
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    The storm finally died out
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    and there was crap everywhere
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    The trolls were very angry
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,464 Member
    But that's usual, they are always angry and mean.
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  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    The farm then thought it might just work on the lack of hair on his head so he decided to try poo head spreading
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  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Which brought back his childhood memories from band camp.
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
    In band camp, colorful birds loved to s*** on his head.
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    The horn was a beautiful silver-inlaid heirloom that had been given to him by his grandmother. It was his most prized possession until it was stolen from him during the troll wars.
  • backtofit68
    backtofit68 Posts: 1,011 Member
    He went on a quest to find the beautiful horn. Gonads the wizard and Gluteus Maximus the great warrior king joined him on the quests to the land of the Frovidians .
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    They travelled a great distance, faced many perils but managed to stick together and prevail for what could possibly happen when Gonads and Gluteus maximus were on your team? That's what the farmer thought until he encountered a senile gypsy woman who scared the living day lights out of him. She told him of a great prophecy and how he was destined...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    to find clothes that finally fit him
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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Upon hearing this the farmer scoffed, "clothes that fit me?! Ye gotta be out of your mind old woman. I am bigger even for a troll!"

    The gypsy woman let out a hiss, "its no ordinary clothes...I tell you! They are made of dragon hide and spun with threads made of gold. They are magical." She added, triumphatically.

    The farmer looked at Gonad and Maximus and the three of them guffawed like crazy. This angered the gypsy woman greatly and she decided to curse them.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    but the curse rebounded because she put her panties on backword that morning
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited July 2015
    There was a blinding flash of light and a lot of purple smoke that smelled like boiled cabbage. The farmer and his friends were shocked into silence and there was a grunt from the other end of the smoke cloud.

    "Dang woman! What ye be doing? Don't go about surprising us like that!" He stepped forward to help the fallen woman up.

    " I believe she just tried to curse one of us and it didn't go well " Gonad smirked.

    The gypsy got up shaking her head, her eyes were glassy and she looked at the farmer all funny. "Myssano! My myssano! I have found you again" she exclaimed before suddenly launching herself on the farmer in what appeared to be an attempt at hugging.
  • Hiker_Rob
    Hiker_Rob Posts: 5,547 Member
    They fell to the ground in a heap with her landing on top of him, he quickly pushed her off himself exclaiming I am married you crazy woman what are you trying to do?

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