I Get Bulky From Food

GuitarJerry
GuitarJerry Posts: 6,102 Member
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...and it pisses me off.
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Why don't they make that stuff healthy?
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Ooooo, french fries with the nutritional value of watermelon.
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  • GlutesthatSalute
    GlutesthatSalute Posts: 460 Member
    Me too esp the doughy delicious kinda food.. n POPTARTS.. mmmm poptarts
  • jasonpclement
    jasonpclement Posts: 146 Member
    I approve of this troll
  • djkronyx
    djkronyx Posts: 77 Member
    OP, you're just designed differently than 99.96% of the population. The rest of us get bulky from weights. It doesn't matter if we're eating in a caloric surplus, it's the heavy weights that make us so big and results in our clothes fitting too tight.
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    This is why I stopped eating. I'm still looking into alternatives to food.
  • iron_jj
    iron_jj Posts: 446 Member
    OP, you're just designed differently than 99.96% of the population. The rest of us get bulky from weights. It doesn't matter if we're eating in a caloric surplus, it's the heavy weights that make us so big and results in our clothes fitting too tight.

    And it only takes a week or two...!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    This is why I stopped eating. I'm still looking into alternatives to food.
    :laugh: Me too!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    This is why I stopped eating. I'm still looking into alternatives to food.

    Photosynthesis

    All the cool kids are doing it.
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  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
    I'm just so sick and TIRED


    of food


    having CALORIES!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .













    In Pop Tarts.
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  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
    I'm just so sick and TIRED


    of food


    having CALORIES!!

    Maybe we could market and sell zero calorie bacon flavored water.

    We need a rapper to endorse it and I gave up rapping a loooooong time ago..
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    I actually don't have a smart witty comment to make to this thread. I just approve. That is all.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    I'm looking into a no food diet. It's completely natural. Millions of our ancestors who died of starvation can't be wrong!
  • morkiemama
    morkiemama Posts: 894 Member
    In for the awesome. :)
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I feel like a cleanse is in order to get rid of all that nasty food.
  • mystiedragonfly
    mystiedragonfly Posts: 189 Member
    I started this diet two weeks ago. Why haven't I lost 50 pounds???
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I thought I was the only one this happened to.

    And then I was going to start a thread asking if it happened to anybody else...
  • aimforhealthy
    aimforhealthy Posts: 449 Member
    I can sell you some pills/shakes/wraps made from a secret ingredient only found in East Timor that can help with that.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    You gotta eat more carbs and less protein. ...pretty sure that's how it works.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I get bulky from heavy lifting.













    Of the fork with the double fudge cake on it.
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    I definitely got bulky from food, but it's the soft kind of bulky.
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    IN

    For cheesecake.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This thread is devisive and there is no proof to the OP's claims!!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I recommend broccoli and copious amounts of celery if you really want to bulk it. You should see my quads...and only three weeks in. I'm sure I'll be competition ready in another week or so....
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