Could low-rise jeans have changed my body shape?

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
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    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Pull me up off the floor!
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Analsphincter wrote: »
    mwyvr wrote: »
    Analsphincter wrote: »
    I feel like those low-rise are to blame.

    Only if you were eating placenta at the time.

    Of course, it's very nutritious.

    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO

    Comebacks, you're doing it wrong.
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Pull me up off the floor!

    drops on the floor with ya....

  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    This thread is awesome.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited July 2015
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    There are lots of people with that shape in that area. Especially of a certain genetic background but I can't talk about that because since it is not my race, to do so would make me racist. Even though I think that's kinda hot.

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    Combined with the blatant specificity of your username and the kegel that ensued I'm just like beside myself by how hot I perceive that as?! Like I thought I was a totally straight woman till now but you have me questioning my Szechuality rite now... I can't even...mind blown.
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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    This thread delivers.

    Placenta.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    This thread delivers.

    Placenta.

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  • rushfive
    rushfive Posts: 603 Member
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    eatgoodeat wrote: »
    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought about the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality
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    +1.... rofl
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
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    Lmfao....
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    Analsphincter wrote: »
    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO

    You would think someone with a screen name like that would have a sense of humor. Yikes.

  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    This thread delivers.

    Placenta.

    I fell off the couch laughing. Thanks a lot
  • Pittleydink
    Pittleydink Posts: 68 Member
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    I know what you are talking about! My pants are worn around my hips like most people and right at the point where the top of the pants sit there is an accumulation of fat, its called dun-lop disease. Yet the part where my belt cinches around my hips there is no fat. I think my pants and belt have formed this accumulation. I believe what you're saying is possible.
  • mwyvr
    mwyvr Posts: 1,883 Member
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    MrPicklesworth wrote: »
    I know what you are talking about! My pants are worn around my hips like most people and right at the point where the top of the pants sit there is an accumulation of fat, its called dun-lop disease. Yet the part where my belt cinches around my hips there is no fat. I think my pants and belt have formed this accumulation. I believe what you're saying is possible.

    Sounds like fitting data to the, er, curve, so to speak.

    Maybe the real story here is that pant-makers noted the prevalence of muffin-tops in today's SAD society and re-designed their wares accordingly?

    Fortunately the condition, whether it was aided by or had nothing to do with pant design (not a believer myself), is reversible.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    Right or wrong, I'm convinced that my b-shaped belly was caused by years and years of size denial and wearing my pants at my belly button. Don't try to reason with me with your gobbledygook about genetics. I'M CONVINCED!
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    OMG, my too tight knee high socks caused my fat calves!!!
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    I'm not following. Isn't this basically the same as having a prominent inguinal crease, but OP is calling it a bad thing?
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    Analsphincter wrote: »
    mwyvr wrote: »
    Analsphincter wrote: »
    I feel like those low-rise are to blame.

    Only if you were eating placenta at the time.

    Of course, it's very nutritious.

    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO
    No need to get so clenched up about the subject.
    I mean it seems you're a little retentive about the subject.
    No one is saying your personality depends solely on your username.
    I mean some people have usernames where you think they' have a sense of humor, but sometimes that guess is just a crap shoot.
    You should listen because to DavPaul, on plenty of thread's he's shown he knows his $#1+.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    Analsphincter wrote: »
    mwyvr wrote: »
    Analsphincter wrote: »
    I feel like those low-rise are to blame.

    Only if you were eating placenta at the time.

    Of course, it's very nutritious.

    DavPul wrote: »
    If you thought what the jeans did to your hips was bad, wait till you see the affect your screen name has on your personality

    Wow like using a muscle every day for regular bowel movements has any effect on my personality. It might make me happier than an irritated, ignorant man trying to poorly insult me over a muscle. BRAVO
    No need to get so clenched up about the subject.
    I mean it seems you're a little retentive about the subject.
    No one is saying your personality depends solely on your username.
    I mean some people have usernames where you think they' have a sense of humor, but sometimes that guess is just a crap shoot.
    You should listen because to DavPaul, on plenty of thread's he's shown he knows his $#1+.

    lawl

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