Can't sleep
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BillybRigger wrote: »tretoptreece wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »I just found some Dove chocolate I stashed away and obviously forgot about. Thank you Jesus!!!
That made me lol idk why?
Because it's late and your slap happy?
Yeah that's it or it was that picture you had up?0 -
tretoptreece wrote: »BillybRigger wrote: »tretoptreece wrote: »GreenGoddess22 wrote: »I just found some Dove chocolate I stashed away and obviously forgot about. Thank you Jesus!!!
That made me lol idk why?
Because it's late and your slap happy?
Yeah that's it or it was that picture you had up?
Oh damn... That stings a little!0 -
Midnight work out wasn't a good idea, now i can't sleep either0
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BillybRigger wrote: »
Awwwe I'm just keeeeeding0 -
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Roofers are going to be banging on my ceiling in 3 hours so i think I'm gonna go. It was fun!0
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tretoptreece wrote: »BillybRigger wrote: »
Awwwe I'm just keeeeeding
Lol I know. I'm not that sensitive! But I am glad I could stir things up a bit! I'm a giver!0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »BillybRigger wrote: »
Well from the glows in the picture at least you're a light sided jedi.
Bah hahahaha...0 -
tretoptreece wrote: »Roofers are going to be banging on my ceiling in 3 hours so i think I'm gonna go. It was fun!
And sweet dreams too you,0 -
I'm back.....lol0
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Can't Sleep again. Lol0
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Oh well I have a story for you!! Let me get typing, hold on!0
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Neither can I!!!0
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What time is it where you are?0
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Oh well I have a story for you!! Let me get typing, hold on!
Haha ok0 -
i could use a good story0
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I don't think I can take another funny picture right now..0
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Wow that's late. It's only 11pm here in SoCal0
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I am up too, the neighbor kids are over here for a sleepover. Not sure why they are called "sleepovers" or "slumber parties"...there is very little sleeping or slumbering going on.
Get some sleep, things always have a way of looking better in the morning.0 -
estepicursor wrote: »I am up too, the neighbor kids are over here for a sleepover. Not sure why they are called "sleepovers" or "slumber parties"...there is very little sleeping or slumbering going on.
Get some sleep, things always have a way of looking better in the morning.
I'm in good spirits tonight. Just wide awake from all the caffeine haha0 -
Can I join? Can't sleep either0
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Eugene Oregon, here0
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Winston817 wrote: »Can I join? Can't sleep either
Sure! Lol0 -
What did the buffalo say to his boy when he was leaving to go to college?0
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I know this one....0
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should be interesting0
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Okay, so this evening I went to a bar with my friend (and neighbor), her good friend's husband is in a local band. They play at a variety of small local bars just for fun on the weekends. The wife had a table reserved for a handful of friends so we all sat down and introduced ourselves to the people already seated. The man next to me introduced himself, explaining he was a childhood friend of the husband. I noticed this friend had a scar on his neck, but didn't think much of it. When the band took a break we could all hear each other so I started chatting with the man. He told me this crazy *kitten* story about how his ex-wife tried to kill him FOUR TIMES!!! First, she hired a hit man to cut his throat while he walked on the beach, it didn't work, he assumed it was some random mugger and not his wife. The second time she tried to secretly drug him with tranquilizers, but tall that did was make him sleepy. He still didn't suspect anything at this point. The third time he slipped him ricin, that didn't work, he just felt sick and was still unsuspecting. The fourth and final time she tried to shoot him while he napped on the couch. She used a potato as a silencer (???). That is when he realized it was his wife trying to kill him. Turns out the wife was actually a lesbian and she and her lover had been plotting this!! The wife got 11 years in federal prison for attempted murder!!! He was on Montell Williams and some reality show about almost being killed by a spouse. I thought he was screwing with me until I Googled him.
No matter how hard your day has been, at least your lesbian wife isn't trying to murder your *kitten*!0
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