7 Day Detox (Cleanse)
NlKKA
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Me and a friend are looking to do a healthy 7 Day cleanse. Do you know any good ones?
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I've got a decent one, but it's 10 days. Do you have 3 more days?0
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There is no need to do a cleanse. Your body naturally cleanses itself through your kidneys and liver.0
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"healthy" and "cleanse" do not belong in the same sentence. There is no such thing and nothing in there that need "cleansing" anyway.
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There is no such thing as a good cleanse.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance
Your liver and kidneys cleanse/detox your body. What gets sold online are essentially laxatives or diuretics that make you poop and/or piss coupled with a claim that they eliminate unspecified "toxins" through an unspecified mechanism.
You can do the wise thing and save your money or follow a foolish path ... your choice.0 -
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OP, cleanses get a bad wrap, but the one I use is guaranteed. It works differently using complex monoglucosaccharides to help rid the digestive tract of toxins.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »OP, cleanses get a bad wrap, but the one I use is guaranteed. It works differently using complex monoglucosaccharides to help rid the digestive tract of toxins.
Peep beaks hurt on the way out.0 -
And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?0
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SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
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Your body cleanses itself.0
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SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
You must research the indisputable brilliance of the "10 Day Master Peep Cleanse"0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!0 -
SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
It's a joke.0 -
Regarding toxins, I wasn't aware that I spent most of my time consuming poison.0
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brianpperkins wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
You must research the indisputable brilliance of the "10 Day Master Peep Cleanse"
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SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
Sherry, Sherry, Sherry...I can really help you with your nutritional goals. Check out my book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Woo-hoo! Making the Most of Your Metabolic Ignorance and learn all about the scrubbing action of my patented monoglucosaccharides!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
Sherry, Sherry, Sherry...I can really help you with your nutritional goals. Check out my book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Woo-hoo! Making the Most of Your Metabolic Ignorance and learn all about the scrubbing action of my patented monoglucosaccharides!
You are usually my favorite person on the threads you jump into.
Today though...
I think I fell in love!!0 -
Okay, sign me up!0
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Drink water0
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Prune juice. Lots of toilet paper.0
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The real way to rid your intestines of "toxins" is to kill them off with antibiotics, preferably through an IV for some time. Even that doesn't always get rid of them. And if they give you IV drugs that kill the toxins, they're going to give you Culturelle or something like that to help them stay there or grow back quickly.
You need bacteria in your intestines. It's a good thing! You need acid in your stomach - also good!
Things that are toxic in one area can be very good in another.
If you are determined to "cleanse", please be careful. A day or two of fruit/veg smoothies will probably not harm you, but some of those cleanses are dangerous! I saw a salt one that could've killed people. Scary stuff out there! Beware.
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Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
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I did a 21 day cleanse with Dawn dishwashing liquid. It tasted terrible.0
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SherryTeach wrote: »Okay, sign me up!
There's a small initial enrollment fee.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
I can't tell if you are serious or not. There is no science behind any of that woo.
Sherry, Sherry, Sherry...I can really help you with your nutritional goals. Check out my book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Woo-hoo! Making the Most of Your Metabolic Ignorance and learn all about the scrubbing action of my patented monoglucosaccharides!
You are usually my favorite person on the threads you jump into.
Today though...
I think I fell in love!!
Oh, you! Flattery will get you nowhere. Seriously, you'll still need to pay for the book.0 -
I can vouch for the Peeps toxins remover. Tastes much better than any other cleanse!0
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tincanonastring wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
SNORT!0 -
I bought the Exlax 1Night Cleanse.0
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A good 7 day cleanse should always start in the bathroom......Very Important!!! Then its moves into the Kitchen.....after that, then tackle that nasty mess you call a bedroom. Those dust bunnies are big enough to have your kids ride on them like a horse!!! So get busy and good luck, Love, Mom
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