7 Day Detox (Cleanse)
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OP, you still interested in learning about my cleanse? 3 extra days and 4 easy payment installments is really a small price to pay for such amazing results!0
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tincanonastring wrote: »OP, you still interested in learning about my cleanse? 3 extra days and 4 easy payment installments is really a small price to pay for such amazing results!
With my flattery, I only have to make 3 payments right?!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »OP, you still interested in learning about my cleanse? 3 extra days and 4 easy payment installments is really a small price to pay for such amazing results!
With my flattery, I only have to make 3 payments right?!
Yeah, I suppose, but double up on the enrollment fee, would you? I've got kids to feed over here!0 -
UltimateRBF wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
HHAHAHAHAHAAA *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAA
It's exhilarating seeing all those toxins being scrubbed out, right!?!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »UltimateRBF wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
HHAHAHAHAHAAA *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAA
It's exhilarating seeing all those toxins being scrubbed out, right!?!
It's a miracle. Will pm my credit card info.0 -
But wait! If you call within the next ten minutes, we'll *double* your order for only 8 easy payments. But you must act now.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »OP, you still interested in learning about my cleanse? 3 extra days and 4 easy payment installments is really a small price to pay for such amazing results!
With my flattery, I only have to make 3 payments right?!
Yeah, I suppose, but double up on the enrollment fee, would you? I've got kids to feed over here!
^^^^ Totally why I'm in LOVE baby!0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »But wait! If you call within the next ten minutes, we'll *double* your order for only 8 easy payments. But you must act now.
SNORT!0 -
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There are two things MFP coders need to work on. A better search engine and auto-deleting detox threads.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
Marry me.
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ncboiler89 wrote: »There are two things MFP coders need to work on. A better search engine and auto-deleting detox threads.
I like how you think0 -
Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »SherryTeach wrote: »And what "toxins" would that be? And how do you know they aren't there any more?
The poisonous toxins, of course! The cleanse's formula creates a granulation that helps abrade the digestive track for those deep-set toxins while suspended toxic substances in the digestive system stick to other formula components. Your system is totally flushed. The results are pretty sweet!
Pictures or it didn't happen!
This is from one of our celebrity endorsement campaigns. The image might be a little NSFW, so I put it in a spoiler:
SNORT!
lmao
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Ok maybe I should have worded my question better. I was just trying to find out what foods to avoid and what to eat to start a more healthier lifestyle. Usually the first week is bit more drastic. Lol this feed has been quite humorous.0
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Only thing I have to offer and that is 1. make sure your close to a bathroom 2. have plenty of toilet paper, the soft kind 3. maybe need to get some type of ointment your butt will be hurting for awhile afterwards.
Good luck OP.
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Bless you for not taking all the comments seriously. People here dive into "cleanse" threads like bees to honey.Ok maybe I should have worded my question better. I was just trying to find out what foods to avoid and what to eat to start a more healthier lifestyle. Usually the first week is bit more drastic. Lol this feed has been quite humorous.
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Ok maybe I should have worded my question better. I was just trying to find out what foods to avoid and what to eat to start a more healthier lifestyle. Usually the first week is bit more drastic. Lol this feed has been quite humorous.
Cheers. Start as you mean to continue. Starting off brutally is just setting yourself up to fail too easily.
Create habits that you can live with for the rest of your life. Don't demonise foods or you'll end up craving or bingeing. Eat everything in moderation.
If you're trying to lose weight, use MFP and read these:
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10012907/logging-accuracy-consistency-and-youre-probably-eating-more-than-you-think/p1
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1296011/calorie-counting-101/p1
To lose weight, eat less, and in moderation.
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Ok maybe I should have worded my question better. I was just trying to find out what foods to avoid and what to eat to start a more healthier lifestyle. Usually the first week is bit more drastic. Lol this feed has been quite humorous.
Eat whatever you want and stick to your calorie goal. There are no healthy or unhealthy foods.0 -
Ok maybe I should have worded my question better. I was just trying to find out what foods to avoid and what to eat to start a more healthier lifestyle. Usually the first week is bit more drastic. Lol this feed has been quite humorous.
Just eat what you normally do, only in moderation, a deficit. Eat what you like, but make sure you remember that protein and fats keep you sated longer.0
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