True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I confess that even tho I love the boys, I have a few girl crushes on here.
My current crush is a girl.
only one?
I had to develop a spread sheet.
Is my name on there? Is it near the top? Or because of my extra large forhead is it near the bottom? Its not even on there is it. No....no don't tell me. I can't even right now. I just CAN"T EVEN. I"m gonna have to put you on ignore now.
let's just say that there is an entire column for brownies; that should be reassuring to you, right?
Anybody who crushes brownies is ok in my book. I will maybe rewrite you in the notebook that may or may not exist in which I may or may not pass judgement on mfpers confessions with a number rating system only known by me. If there even were such a thing......
if there was actually such a notebook, I would hope that instead of pencil, my name would be written in ink, sharpie ink
... or the highest compliment would be to have my name written, with just your finger, in taco sauce.0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I confess that even tho I love the boys, I have a few girl crushes on here.
My current crush is a girl.
only one?
I had to develop a spread sheet.
Is my name on there? Is it near the top? Or because of my extra large forhead is it near the bottom? Its not even on there is it. No....no don't tell me. I can't even right now. I just CAN"T EVEN. I"m gonna have to put you on ignore now.
let's just say that there is an entire column for brownies; that should be reassuring to you, right?
Anybody who crushes brownies is ok in my book. I will maybe rewrite you in the notebook that may or may not exist in which I may or may not pass judgement on mfpers confessions with a number rating system only known by me. If there even were such a thing......
if there was actually such a notebook, I would hope that instead of pencil, my name would be written in ink, sharpie ink
... or the highest compliment would be to have my name written, with just your finger, in taco sauce.
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of said book nor sauces used in said book, if any.
I prefer the hot taco sauce instead of the mild.0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I confess that even tho I love the boys, I have a few girl crushes on here.
My current crush is a girl.
only one?
I had to develop a spread sheet.
Is my name on there? Is it near the top? Or because of my extra large forhead is it near the bottom? Its not even on there is it. No....no don't tell me. I can't even right now. I just CAN"T EVEN. I"m gonna have to put you on ignore now.
let's just say that there is an entire column for brownies; that should be reassuring to you, right?
Anybody who crushes brownies is ok in my book. I will maybe rewrite you in the notebook that may or may not exist in which I may or may not pass judgement on mfpers confessions with a number rating system only known by me. If there even were such a thing......
if there was actually such a notebook, I would hope that instead of pencil, my name would be written in ink, sharpie ink
... or the highest compliment would be to have my name written, with just your finger, in taco sauce.
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of said book nor sauces used in said book, if any.
I prefer the hot taco sauce instead of the mild.
Do not get fresh with me, sir. You're flagrant flirting is overwhelming and I may have to block you.
* makes his own note on (alleged) spreadsheet
.... under brownie column0 -
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Louise1491 wrote: »I confess, I want to hang out with @Timshel_ , @cee134 and @GnothiSeauton23 because they all obviously had way more fun than I did last night/this morning
This. Alcohol was clearly involved
I haven't had any alcohol in way too long! I'm guessing these boys know how to do it right
I confess that I wish I was asleep now.2 -
I confess I had an elaborate dream last night that my bf just suddenly asked me, "Where do you wanna go?" implying traveling to anywhere right now. We just up and left for the UK. I didn't wear a bra the whole time. There was supposedly a park with dinosaurs, I actually had a cute girl squad of friends and the only bad parts was somebody with road rage trying to run me and my friends over and I got an hoop piercing in the wrong part of my nose and I was fretting about the scar. BUT I guess I was just rich and never had to even think about "Can I go here? Can I buy this?" Just went and did it. That was great.0
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I confess I have spent too much time on the forums this morning which I rarely do. I think this will be my last post and my last confession for a while.0
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I confess that the confession from @KyleGrace8 above, reminded me that I had a dream about Ryan Reynolds last night that took place on a beach.
You win! He's dreamy.0 -
I confess that I need a sandwich.0
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I consumed about 4000 calories at dinner tonight.
Had a burger with mac and cheese on top that was deep fried with breading on the outside..a huge thing of fries.
Then a humongous piece of oreo cheesecake. I again regret nothing haha.
Your just tricking your metabolism. Well done.0 -
I watch on YOUTUBE a VLOG serious from SV Delos while working. They are sailing around the world and have the most amazing sceneries and experiences.0
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Standing is overrated.0
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I consumed about 4000 calories at dinner tonight.
Had a burger with mac and cheese on top that was deep fried with breading on the outside..a huge thing of fries.
Then a humongous piece of oreo cheesecake. I again regret nothing haha.
Their blueberry mojito is really good too. I know Cheesecake Factory when I see it!1 -
I lied when I said I thought organic peanut butter was good. I just went back to regular and OMG!!!!!! IT IS SO MUCH BETTER! I LOVE SUGAR! My sandwiches where tasting kind of sad before but now... I am in heaven.1
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itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I consumed about 4000 calories at dinner tonight.
Had a burger with mac and cheese on top that was deep fried with breading on the outside..a huge thing of fries.
Then a humongous piece of oreo cheesecake. I again regret nothing haha.
Their blueberry mojito is really good too. I know Cheesecake Factory when I see it!
@itsy_bitsy_spider I was indeed at Cheescake factory. Can't go there all the time, but dammit as a treat every once in a while it is pretty damn good.1 -
I confess that I still buy physical albums and I'm pretty addicted to it.1
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Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess that I still buy physical albums and I'm pretty addicted to it.
I miss albums! I tried to save mine from back in the day, but they got warped in storage and I finally threw them out.
I know your pain of losing CDS. I started collecting albums probably around when i was 13 and at 17 i lost almost my entire collection during a move and had to start back from square one, it was so depressing.1 -
MalkinMagic71 wrote: »itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I consumed about 4000 calories at dinner tonight.
Had a burger with mac and cheese on top that was deep fried with breading on the outside..a huge thing of fries.
Then a humongous piece of oreo cheesecake. I again regret nothing haha.
Their blueberry mojito is really good too. I know Cheesecake Factory when I see it!
@itsy_bitsy_spider I was indeed at Cheescake factory. Can't go there all the time, but dammit as a treat every once in a while it is pretty damn good.
Haha, agreed! Only on special occasions! Like ermmm... Tuesdays
Just kidding, just kidding. I've never had the mac n cheeseburger though, but it is legendary lol. My brothers always order it. The waitress brings them the menu and they hand it right back like, "C'mon... you know what we came here for."1 -
itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »I consumed about 4000 calories at dinner tonight.
Had a burger with mac and cheese on top that was deep fried with breading on the outside..a huge thing of fries.
Then a humongous piece of oreo cheesecake. I again regret nothing haha.
Their blueberry mojito is really good too. I know Cheesecake Factory when I see it!
@itsy_bitsy_spider I was indeed at Cheescake factory. Can't go there all the time, but dammit as a treat every once in a while it is pretty damn good.
Haha, agreed! Only on special occasions! Like ermmm... Tuesdays
Just kidding, just kidding. I've never had the mac n cheeseburger though, but it is legendary lol. My brothers always order it. The waitress brings them the menu and they hand it right back like, "C'mon... you know what we came here for."
Haha.
The waiter asked if I wanted a salad with my burger. I was like dude... if I'm getting a burger with fried mac and cheese why would I want a salad? Give me french fries haha.3 -
I can't stop eating today. *kitten* goes haywire on the weekends.1
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Motorsheen wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I confess that even tho I love the boys, I have a few girl crushes on here.
My current crush is a girl.
only one?
I had to develop a spread sheet.
Where do I fall?
Like you need to ask....1 -
KyleGrace8 wrote: »I confess I had an elaborate dream last night that my bf just suddenly asked me, "Where do you wanna go?" implying traveling to anywhere right now. We just up and left for the UK. I didn't wear a bra the whole time. There was supposedly a park with dinosaurs, I actually had a cute girl squad of friends and the only bad parts was somebody with road rage trying to run me and my friends over and I got an hoop piercing in the wrong part of my nose and I was fretting about the scar. BUT I guess I was just rich and never had to even think about "Can I go here? Can I buy this?" Just went and did it. That was great.
That would be Crystal Palace Park. As for the rest, welcome to Sth London.2 -
I confess I couldn't wait to eat my dinner and burned my mouth. More than once.1
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Two confessions.
1) I unfriended someone as their constant 'new friend add' was obliterating my feed, had something like 1500 friends and made at least 20 new a day.
2) I never log the dressing or spreads I use.
Excuse: I can't stand most dressings & rarely use spreads, likely a bit anti dairy so yea. I love herbs, spices and sauces but if Ive spread a wee bit of marge on my toast or put a tiny blurp of aioli on my lettuce then nah, its not getting logged.1 -
Broomstick_Boo wrote: »KyleGrace8 wrote: »I confess I had an elaborate dream last night that my bf just suddenly asked me, "Where do you wanna go?" implying traveling to anywhere right now. We just up and left for the UK. I didn't wear a bra the whole time. There was supposedly a park with dinosaurs, I actually had a cute girl squad of friends and the only bad parts was somebody with road rage trying to run me and my friends over and I got an hoop piercing in the wrong part of my nose and I was fretting about the scar. BUT I guess I was just rich and never had to even think about "Can I go here? Can I buy this?" Just went and did it. That was great.
That would be Crystal Palace Park. As for the rest, welcome to Sth London.
I didn't expect it to be a real place lol.1 -
5lbs til one-derland!5
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I confess I turned off my phone so I wouldn't lose to Gary in Pokemon. (One day I will remember to load game instead but today was not that day) I can't let that smug b@st@rd have the satisfaction. Then after I beat him he has the gall to still act like a big shot what with that fucboi music playing when he enters or exits. Just you wait Gary, I'M gonna catch em' all! I'M going to be the POKEMON CHAMPION! NOT YOU!!! lil b*tch1
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