True Confessions - Don't Judge
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????
I said no questions
Ssshhhhh I won't say a word0 -
I confess I used to pop my Grandmothers fushia buds every time I visited her1
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I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?3 -
I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.1
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MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?
I have a sneaky suspicion we are not lol
I was looking at a pair of men's Reebok training shoes and they are pink. They are for Breast Cancer Awareness.
Would it be weird to wear them at any other time other than October? (October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right?)0 -
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????
Dirty girl! Were you sharing deck pics????
I confess I like to show off my deck. It's really quit something1 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
I just run my cart into the back of people who annoy me.
There's some that even deserve my SUV ran into the back of them.1 -
I confess I have a nice deck too...0
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?
I have a sneaky suspicion we are not lol
I was looking at a pair of men's Reebok training shoes and they are pink. They are for Breast Cancer Awareness.
Would it be weird to wear them at any other time other than October? (October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right?)
Men whom, wear pink're hot!
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
I just run my cart into the back of people who annoy me.
I do that too, or move their cart out of the way... far, far out of the way.
It's also good form to start adding random items to their cart. If caught, just say:
"Dang, I thought this was my cart; they all look alike, don't they? Why don't they color code these things? Anyway... Enjoy your gatorade and condoms."1 -
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MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
Do this and video it so that I may live vicariously through you
Do you think I'd get lots of YouTube hits?1 -
I confess I just watched Happy Days. Times have changed but really they haven't.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together0 -
Mine is nice smooth hardwood... redwood in fact.0
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MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
I wouldn't be ashamed. It would be quite fun!1 -
MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.1 -
MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.
Consider yourself invited ☺0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
I wouldn't be ashamed. It would be quite fun!
I could just imagine the look on everyone's faces haha0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
I am the anomally in my family. Everyone is tall, blonde and overweight. Me.. I'm petite and ginger. I have been picked on my entire life. My father didn't even call me by my name until I was in my 20's. (He called me by my mother's name). To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.
He didn't want to catch "ginger"vitus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »I watch porn
I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.
I actively watch porn.
I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"
Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.
You ever watch the League on FXX in the US? The guys were in a weight loss contest and he went 'running' with his pedometer on. Good the show and the Thanksgiving episode.2 -
omgstfualready wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »I watch porn
I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.
I actively watch porn.
I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"
Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.
You ever watch the League on FXX in the US? The guys were in a weight loss contest and he went 'running' with his pedometer on. Good the show and the Thanksgiving episode.
Not a TV watcher, but sounds like a familiar situation of mine
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IC, I hate being the center of attention and such, which is ironic since I facilitate and present at all kinds of educational events and classes. More funny was, I won an award for Innovation of the Year for one of my projects, but I had sent my director to accept the award. lol.3
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MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
Sounds like we could cause a big ruckus in a grocery store together
I confess I want to go to the store with you guys just to watch.
Consider yourself invited ☺
Can I take video?1 -
Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...0
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...
I hate it when life gets in the way of my internet-ing.2 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...
I hate it when life gets in the way of my internet-ing.
I know right!! I mean damn! The nerve..
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »Holy crap! I go to the gym and I come back and see I missed a *kitten* ton of stuff. Stupid gym...
yeah, well.... you won't make that mistake again.1
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