True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess that I have virtually zero arm pit hair... like maybe...4-5 hairs total... under each arm... further to that...I never use deodorant, or antiperspirant... is it strange that I get complimented on my cologne and seldom wear it? Hmmm is that a woman's way of hitting on me?1
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I don't like my cat.3
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I don't watch porn.
I also have DSL internet because I live under a rock.0 -
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Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
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So annoyed by listening to numerous people's fad/quick fix spring diets. If the diet works, it is simply because you have restricted your calories in some manner and ran a caloric deficit for a sustained period, not because you cut these 6 things out of your diet and magically lost weight.0
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Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......5 -
SoulRadiation wrote: »I don't like my cat.
I didn't want to mention it but your cat isn't too thrilled with the situation either.1 -
This is going to make me sound terrible, but hasn't stopped me before.
Sometimes when I see people on my friends list posting workouts claiming to have burned 1,000+ calories but I never see them lose any weight, what I'm thinking is "You're a no-good liar!" but what I write is "Awesome!"
Totally judgmental.
Listen, I'm fat AF and I get so shocked with the postings people have. Burned 800 calories cleaning the house. What? No. Just....no. My tiny walk (not even 2 miles) I take supposedly burns 250 calories. No way. I adjust it down to half that. And the 'I had a bad eating day so I'm not logging'. Ummm, listen snowflake, not logging doesn't change what you ate there, just log it and take responsibility for it!
I confess I'm being judgmental......whoopsie.2 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »I used to work at an S&M club as a cage dancer.
*leans in closer*
Go oooonnnnnnn
well you know..i saw the profile picture...and just sighed.0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!0 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
I am the anomally in my family. Everyone is tall, blonde and overweight. Me.. I'm petite and ginger. I have been picked on my entire life. My father didn't even call me by my name until I was in my 20's. (He called me by my mother's name). To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.
Just be you and F the rest of the world. jus sayin
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »I watch porn
I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.
I actively watch porn.
I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"
Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.2 -
what is this "Daddy Issues" that you speak of? wanna sit on my lap and talk about it?1
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »I watch porn
I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.
I actively watch porn.
I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"
Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.
I confess I feel kinda like a badass when fitbit auto detects and logs certain things as a workout.1 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.
Hi !
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I confess going to college I lived above an adult bookstore for 2 years... omfg the odd ball patrons1
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I confess my child opened a package of mini starbursts and ate all the orange ones. I am proceeding to eat the red ones. Anyone want pink or yellow0
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cabronlobos wrote: »If you wanna see real outrage, all people need to do is give honest opinions on the risque pics people put up and send......regardless of what these forums tell you, not everyone here is a 10....;)
You're saying Im not a 10 ...the ratings given weren't real ..
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abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????0
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