True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I'm playing a drinking game all by myself. Rules are any time I feel like taking a drink, I drink. Let's go

    When do others drink?

    Right now. Go!!

    Damn I don't have a drink ready.

    get one, you wild lady!
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I'm playing a drinking game all by myself. Rules are any time I feel like taking a drink, I drink. Let's go

    When do others drink?

    Right now. Go!!

    Damn I don't have a drink ready.

    Hurry hurry! This is going to be fun

    Peer pressure... I have to go run. If I drink, I'll fall on my face.

    run? its too late in the evening for that. Rapists and murderers out there.

    Unless zombies start shambling out of the graveyard across the street or a pack of coyotes show up, I'll be fine.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    yum. feelz. And his nickname is buzz......buzz makes good feels....

    He needs a proper name. @BowlingForHollars do you have any suggestions?

    WeeJiddy

    I need something that's easy to moan.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    How about "Oh *kitten*"?
    Lol. Daddy!!!

    Getting warmer....
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I found out gym eye candy's name today. I'll name it after him.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    edited April 2017
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    Eric :love:
    A simple yet moan-able name.
  • relynne
    relynne Posts: 387 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    Wise choice
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    I confess that when I'm tired of arguing with my kid I start singing all my responses until she is so annoyed with me she leaves me alone.

    I'm SO stealing this. Brilliant!
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
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    @synchkat wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess

    Who's the baddest mother*kitten* in the Brooklyn town
    And also representer of the Wu-Tang sound
    If you want to get up and get *kitten* up
    Last *kitten* got up and got shot up

    The hills are alive
    With the sound of music

    I confess the Sound of Music always makes me smile

    I confess I've never seen this movie!
    synchkat wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I confess

    Who's the baddest mother*kitten* in the Brooklyn town
    And also representer of the Wu-Tang sound
    If you want to get up and get *kitten* up
    Last *kitten* got up and got shot up

    The hills are alive
    With the sound of music

    I confess the Sound of Music always makes me smile

    I confess I know what else can make you smile

    show tunes
    candy
    sweet tea

    You misspelled sweet teej

    :D
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.

    If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....

    Stock up on batteries.

    This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?

    *high five* I have a husband. But I confess a toy would be good too.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I confess I eat my bananas in the nude on the front lawn.

    Bananas!
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    _dixiana_ wrote: »

    *high five* I have a husband. But I confess a toy would be good too.

    Tell him he can watch and he'll go for it.