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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I have an oodle, that I would like to be hineyed!! or is it the other way around? I can never remember0 -
UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Cheap whiskey is still technically whiskey
When I go that route I have to mix it with ginger ale. Works the same though.
I like mine with ginger ale all the time0 -
Ic...i want to give the puppers back ...sometimes I like her sometimes I'm like ugh...as I stand in the freezing cold for her0
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leut_underpants wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
Am I included in "oodles" or am I too annoying?
Edge case
Blondes start from behind. I blame the one girl from my teen years.
Was that when Barry White was popular?
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leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?
Nahhhh, let's just jump right in, better that way!
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I’m always horny..Hell I could go for a round of sex right now2
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Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?
Nahhhh, let's just jump right in, better that way!
Does this party need a chaperone? Hmmm?0 -
I volunteer as Tribute!!!1
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GoodrichFalbe wrote: »I volunteer as Tribute!!!
You know you're just chaperoning right? Not volunteering to jump in! Lol0 -
Lol Im good with watching
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GoodrichFalbe wrote: »Lol Im good with watching
Ohhhhhhhh boy0 -
This place just turned into a Penthouse confessional2
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?leut_underpants wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I confess that I find oodles of mfp women super hot and wanna touch all their hineys.
I don't know who you are, but I like my hiney touched!
Shouldn't we at least have proper introductions first?
Nahhhh, let's just jump right in, better that way!
Does this party need a chaperone? Hmmm?
Fuuuuuck! Possibly! Lol! You volunteering?
Ill bring the balloon...
Ummmm....... you lost me. Hahaha!!!!0 -
I have my workout clothes on and all intentions to hop on the elliptical..... but then I started drinking beer and eating pretzels. Oh well, there's always tomorrow!1
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IC movies get to my cupcake *kitten* so much these days, I'm probably going to be a mess before the crawl is finished when I go see star wars this Saturday
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Wife is getting decorations up and asks, “Hey babe, what do you call your little guy?”. I say, “My penis.”.
It was funnier as it happened really. Lol.4 -
I confess that I refuse to open the "Can I get 500 views" thread3
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caco_ethes wrote: »I confess that I refuse to open the "Can I get 500 views" thread
Thankfully I have MFP Premium so I can preview the content of a thread without having to actually open it.2 -
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Yusss keep me updated if anything extra clickbaity happens?1
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Unread emails cause me stress.
That and I've been hypnotized before. The two are unrelated?1 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Helltoupee7 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
Charge your god damn phone! You’re giving me a panic attack!!
I like to live life on the edge
Our MFP wedding vows stated that you must be able to message me back every 5 minutes. How are you going to uphold your vow if your phone is dead?!2 -
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