True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    no?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.

    If he hadn't said it, you probably wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes to this day! Did he look you in the eyes that day too?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    Precisely like that time! Man that could've gotten weird if he hadn't said it.

    If he hadn't said it, you probably wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes to this day! Did he look you in the eyes that day too?

    Of course, gave him a wink and even did the ole finger guns as a sign of appreciation.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @kace_kay wrote: »
    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks this may help
    4ub6zit0lvsg.jpg

    Mulva?
  • thedcubed1
    thedcubed1 Posts: 7,209 Member
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    I confess I just started laughing way too hard at this thread :lol:
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    That is my favorite story
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    EternalTruth wrote: »
    I confess I find risqué conversations boring due to oversaturation on MFP.
    You are not visiting the right threads
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    Or making the right friends
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
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    I confess that i need to get my *kitten* together with this heart stuff
  • lunchboxesforme
    lunchboxesforme Posts: 6 Member
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    EternalTruth wrote: »
    I confess that when I am depressed I spend money on stuff I don't need.

    I confess, I use retail therapy too!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    I confess I saw a phallic symbol in a cloud. Does that make me gay?

    Did you say no homo after looking at it? If you didn't I've got some news for you.....

    Like that time you and your friend showed that one girl how to do "it" right?

    That is my favorite story

    story?

    ..... you should see the video
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited July 2017
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    I was eye'd up yesterday by two young ladies who used the secret code of "hey, 7 o'clock" *wink* *wink* to her friend.

    Whilst I appreciate the compliment I felt it could have been a bit more subtle, there doesn't seem to be the same etiquette to eye groping folks these days.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    EternalTruth wrote: »
    I confess that when I am depressed I spend money on stuff I don't need.

    fight-club.jpg




    * in tyler we trust

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