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Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    For posting libelous accusations on MFP :angry:
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Fondling the avocados at the supermarket. Sir, that was just uncalled for.

  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Fondling the avocados at the supermarket. Sir, that was just uncalled for.

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Arrested at the supermarket for disturbing the peas...
    #yesiknowitscorny
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Arrested for breastfeeding in public (other people's children and all of them were over 18)...
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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Was riding a moose around town
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  • andrewq6100
    andrewq6100 Posts: 415 Member
    to let her know anything she says CAN and WILL be HELD against HER! ;)
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Public display of affection.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    edited May 2016
    She stole my Liquid Grip bottle
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Domestic violence
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Jaywalking while texting

    Oh hey!! Yeah I know, wtf am I doing here?? I had to check out that kik thread man. Priceless. Lmao.

    Oh and ice cream stealing.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    For arresting jaywalkers.. srsly usa? Jaywalking's a crime?
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    ejinvt wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    For arresting jaywalkers.. srsly usa? Jaywalking's a crime?

    Actually, it is.

    Yeah so I've heard.. makes no sense to me. All over Europe people jaywalk. I actually do it all the time :S
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    naked DJ ing
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    He was dancing drunk on tables wile wearing a Freddy Mercury outfit.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Illegal pole dancing in an underground bar
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    edited May 2016
    He thought the studio I took pole fitness lessons at was an illegal pole dancing club.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Arathels wrote: »
    He thought the studio I took pole fitness lessons at was an illegal pole dancing club.

    her profile pic is in a mafia pole dancing club . Place got raided and she was arrested last week . She offered me a lapdance if i would let her go .
  • ThatRunningGuy
    ThatRunningGuy Posts: 255 Member
    For being Anti Pole Dancing and bothering the pole dancers
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For always running away from Crime scenes
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Sniffing small town goobers without their express consent.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Tattooing big "Ls on sleeping Winos' foreheads!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    set their exes house on fire
  • jasamjak67
    jasamjak67 Posts: 1,421 Member
    For her radiant beauty
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Stabbed her husband with a steak knife because he criticized her cooking.
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