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Why did you Arrest the person above?
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For mooning a blind person0
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For over-serving kids at the daycare -- he didn't set any limits, just let them get hopped up on poprocks and kool-aid, then sat back and watched the mayhem unfold0
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For not coming to visit me!0
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For being fine as hell0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »For not coming to visit me!
That was for Suz
Invisibility is a crime in my town!
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indecent exposure0
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Indecent proposals to women on the street0
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Throwing banana peels in the hallways of old folks homes0
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For going aisle to aisle eating all the free samples at the local supermarket...
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For playing hard to get...
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Cheated on her taxes0
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Wanted me to pay her taxes and support her gambling habit0
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She was running a Ponzi scheme0
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Caught taking happy pills in order to have happy days...
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stole 11,000 pixie sticks0
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He was dealing little blue pills0
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Public intoxication for downing 11,000 pixie sticks0
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She was in violation of Code 1510
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caused a distraction in the crosswalk. 14 wrecks in 8 minutes.0
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Hit Nancy Kerrigan with a baseball bat so she could win the gold medal. (Showing my age)1
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He didn't like that I had no idea who Nancy Kerrigan is0
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