Why did you Arrest the person above?

letsdothismfp79

_JohnDoe_ wrote: »

Cheesy pick up lines

I like cheese I may need to taste it off his lips LMGAO,

For cutting the cheese in the cheese aisle

EternalSonataFan

Because she who smelt it dealt it

letsdothismfp79

You rhymed you committed the crime

EternalSonataFan

Because I read your mind and knew you'd post that response

letsdothismfp79

Because she thought she was a mind reader and took it up for a living giving people fake hopes lol

EternalSonataFan

For calling me out. How rude! (j/k)

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letsdothismfp79

Has eating mushrooms on her mind as soon as she wakes up

EternalSonataFan

For mispronouncing "shiitake mushrooms"

(You made me think of mushrooms!)

slimgirljo15

For robbing a sex toy shop

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letsdothismfp79

For robbing her of what she stole from a sex shop

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letsdothismfp79

Zoinks, it's the Scooby snack theif again!

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letsdothismfp79

He peed back on her when she wasn't on fire, he was just intoxicated

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letsdothismfp79

Wearing flowers causing bees to attack everyone near

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For talking during mime school...

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Gimsteinn

For not allowing me to be a part of the "Scoopy incident"

RunHardBeStrong

She was really talking about the Scooby incident and how she, scooby and shaggy rolled out of the mystery van full of funny smoke

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NewlifeinNW

Brining exotic brownies across state lines

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NewlifeinNW

She falsely accused me a racism when I brought her blondies

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letsdothismfp79

Cause She sniffs arm pits for no reason