Why did you Arrest the person above?

GulfPirate13

For illegally obtaining an entire collection of 4 inch heels in every color

NewlifeinNW

He crossed over into Atlantic waters, rival pirate territory

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

For pirating Benny Hill and Mr. Bean videos...

slimgirljo15

Bigamy

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xtina1081

for stealing my sammich

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Brutus1977

Wearing too much mjaykup on a street corner

fr3smyl

Removing the "Do not Remove" stickers on crates of mattresses...over the past three months

slimgirljo15

Spitting on the street

SugarBabyGirl

For being sassy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Walking 'round town with no pants.

slimgirljo15

Pantsing people

FabulousFantasticFifty

For Giving strangers Nuclear Wedgies

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slimgirljo15

Stole candy from little children

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RunHardBeStrong

For wearing his underwear outside his pants

RunHardBeStrong

For using a stolen identity

fr3smyl

For using a police car for a joyride

NewlifeinNW

For keeping her dip spit in a see through glass jar. Thats just nasty.

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RunHardBeStrong

For stealing his purse just cuz she wanted his huge pen

FabulousFantasticFifty

For always making sexual references in front of my innocent ears!

Play4number3

Stole the aquariums biggest shark and put it in her pool

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Although he walked in a perfectly straight line during the field sobriety test, it was a line of cocaine...

NewlifeinNW

Impersonating an officer just so he could administer field sobriety tests and post the drunk fails on youtube.

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