Why did you Arrest the person above?

TonyBurnitt

For drunken pole dancing nekkid on the street lights during a hot summer evening

MzIrish

drunken behavior

FabulousFantasticFifty

Brandishing a weapon at the Comedy club when she didn't get the jokes.

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fr3smyl

For digging up neighbor's plants and replacing them with plastic ones. Under the cover of night

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michael1976_ca

for photo bombing weddings

fr3smyl

For running an underground disco club

FabulousFantasticFifty

For always yelling out "Cok-a-doodle-doo"! And other curse words in front of my innocent ears!

lol MFP turned it into kitten-doodle-Doo

JP_909

Robbing an elderly woman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Pulling me away from my Mama causing us all to tumble into the road!

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Gimsteinn

For kicking my kitten

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tgardi

Because there's a quota and I need a new toaster.

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slimgirljo15

Bigomy

FabulousFantasticFifty

For Impersonating Meryl Streep

SugarBabyGirl

She looked like trouble

TonyBurnitt

Kept stealing my porn collection and giving it to the homeless

slimgirljo15

Receiving stolen goods

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NewlifeinNW

For trying to sneak turkey bacon( fake bacon)into my breakfast

canteronkat

Running red light

NewlifeinNW

For mooning the police when we were pulled over

MzIrish

reckless driving

TonyBurnitt

Cutting the grass in the middle of the motorways

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