Why did you Arrest the person above?

For drunken pole dancing nekkid on the street lights during a hot summer evening

Brandishing a weapon at the Comedy club when she didn't get the jokes.

for photo bombing weddings

For always yelling out "Cok-a-doodle-doo"! And other curse words in front of my innocent ears!

lol MFP turned it into kitten-doodle-Doo

Pulling me away from my Mama causing us all to tumble into the road!

Because there's a quota and I need a new toaster.

For Impersonating Meryl Streep