Why did you Arrest the person above?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Smoking the Ganja in the Courthouse Parking lot

Theo166

for thieving or seizing something (not clear on specifics),
I think they called it "carpe diem" on the booking form.

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LL5lifts wrote: »

for not flushing

hahaha I've read that as nut flashing.



For saying "Cash me outside" to the police officer that stopped him for a speeding ticket.

davedoubleu

He just loves pink handcuffs

Theo166

The beach patrol found a technicality, but it was because his bright tomato red complexion was scaring away sunbathers/tourists.

mrwineismybf

For stealing pair of sunglasses

Nitroalley2

She set tinder on fire

JackKopCh

Made meth

Theo166

wearing clip-on suspenders

JackKopCh

Stabbed me

slimgirljo15

Giving unsolicited facials to people laying on the beach

Theo166

For posting too many double entendres

slimgirljo15

Lol....for having the temerity to think I meant anything other than an innocent facial ...bad man

Lol

Theo166

For possessing unpasteurized milk products

FabulousFantasticFifty

For breaking into a Supermarket and stealing Steaks

slinkybinkydog

Too fabulous

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mandymay01

speeding on a donkey

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Theo166

for replacing her cute profile pic, with one of Oscar the drunk cat

FabulousFantasticFifty

For getting his cat drunk and also naming her Oscar

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MrStabbems

she was selling sea shells on the sea shore. It was unethical more than illegal but we just didn't like her pants

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MrStabbems

she was the negan to our Alexandria (mfp town of weird weird ppl)

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MrStabbems

She broke the rules of never eat uncooked meat.

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