Why did you Arrest the person above?

slimgirljo15

Public nuisance

TonyBurnitt

Said I was the only person she would flash at
And I caught her flashing at everyone

NewlifeinNW

The bottom of his shoes were always sticky, made such an annoying noise, I had him arrested for disturbing the peace

davedoubleu

Shook the bag of peas. Arrested him for disturbing the peas!

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VanishingNachos

wore her walmart outfit to starbucks

ChrissyDomer

Stealing nachos from the 7-Eleven

davedoubleu

Talked too much Mumbo Jumbo. Asked her for her details for my police book and she said 36-24-36

Archer2017

For failing to clean out his belly button lint.

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VanishingNachos

driving too slow in the slow lane

hankpick77

Robbed a porno store

davedoubleu

Drove the getaway car in a porno store robbery

ChrissyDomer

Bought the stolen porno

hankpick77

For snitching him out, to another department

davedoubleu

Insisted on proof reading the stolen porno

slimgirljo15

Kidnap

beastier

Stripped me at gunpoint

hankpick77

For filing a false report against jo

slimgirljo15

beastier wrote: »

Stripped me at gunpoint

Oh puuullease you stripped so fast I didn't speak a word lol

Indecent exposure

@hankpick77 for carrying a dangerous weapon

davedoubleu

Taking the letter between 'I' and 'K' for a walk...............,

NewlifeinNW

For abusing the water jets in the pool. Oh, and indecent exposure

slimgirljo15

Stole condoms

davedoubleu

"I was just writing my name in the snow Your Honor!"

hankpick77

Eating yellow ice

slimgirljo15

I just wanted to see him in cuffs

hankpick77

For improper imprisionment

FabulousFantasticFifty

Shooting me in the azz with a Bow and arrow

Dreamcrusher16

Improper use of an arrow in public