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Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    For peeing in a prius gas tank, said he was providing "alternate fuel"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cutting peoples hair ..even though he's not a hairdresser
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    For stealing red light cameras, said he needed them for an exclusive photo shoot
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    Bow hunting at the dog park
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stalking
  • White_hibiscus
    White_hibiscus Posts: 1,594 Member
    Too sexy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For being too seductive for MFP
  • BigmanTG
    BigmanTG Posts: 645 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    BigmanTG wrote: »
    Abusing her kitty cat..

    Heyyy :* ..

    Stealing hubcaps

    Being so sweet! Just so I could keep her to myself!
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    BigmanTG wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    BigmanTG wrote: »
    Abusing her kitty cat..

    Heyyy :* ..

    Stealing hubcaps

    Being so sweet! Just so I could keep her to myself!

    kidnapping all the cute girls for himself.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    sole my last bottle of Jameson
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    MzIrish wrote: »
    sole my last bottle of Jameson

    For filling her Jameson bottles with Kentucky Dale blended whiskey
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2017
    Ahh ..he did nothing wrong ..I just wanted to see him in fluffy pink cuffs :p
  • Tretop76
    Tretop76 Posts: 256 Member
    For changing my department to all things fluffy!
  • ms_smartypants
    ms_smartypants Posts: 8,278 Member
    for sticking her tongue out
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Why else??? For being too smart for her pants!
  • White_hibiscus
    White_hibiscus Posts: 1,594 Member
    I had to else she wouldn't go karaoke with me B)
  • shiec92
    shiec92 Posts: 688 Member
    I was just jealous
  • White_hibiscus
    White_hibiscus Posts: 1,594 Member
    For her shoes :#
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    edited January 2017
    Dwarf tossing. How could she show so little respect! It's a matter of human rights and pride to fight for this to end..

    We all know how disrespectful dwarf tossing is, it's supposed to be called little person tossing!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Drunk and disorderly conduct . A night in the bridewell for her .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stealing garden gnomes
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    edited January 2017
    She offered to "digitally manipulate my coccyx"
    Had to let her go though, when she made me look it up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...^^

    Stole my underwear ..tbh I think he thought they were a hanky cause he had them up to his face
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Running around with no underwear! Oops sorry didn't realize he stole them! :o
  • kaialexander17
    kaialexander17 Posts: 134 Member
    She offered me a blunt but didn't have any sangria, so I got mad and arrested her :D
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    She gave me a pot brownie, which blew me over my meal plan,
    then the subsequent munchies had me in the Jack in the Box drive through before I could blink twice, 3k cal when I finally logged it all. She's pure evil.
  • kaialexander17
    kaialexander17 Posts: 134 Member
    Theo166 wrote: »
    She gave me a pot brownie, which blew me over my meal plan,
    then the subsequent munchies had me in the Jack in the Box drive through before I could blink twice, 3k cal when I finally logged it all. She's pure evil.

    Lmfaoo yours was hilarious!


    He roofied my sangria, which is why i got pure evil, and he also destroyed all of my dbz tapes cause I blew his meal plan, so I arrested his *kitten* and wouldn't allow him the one phone call :D
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    felony possession of a smirk
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    For having that "I'm up to something and it ain't good" look on his face! ;)
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