Why did you Arrest the person above?

FabulousFantasticFifty

For setting up petrovafire for her Murder

slimgirljo15

Arson

ajw101788

for being a tease

Theo166

for Robot dancing in public, in a Speedo.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Carrying around a Monkey on his back without the proper documents

slimgirljo15

Burning a house down ..her electrical wiring caused it

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Stealing all the Thin Mints

lunidevojka

Trying to breed lamas.

finny11122

Peeing at bus stops

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hey!!! Don't jinx me Lady!!!

For jinxing me and making my life hell!

lunidevojka

Taking all the magazines with Kate winslet screaming "B!tch stole my face". Lol

White_hibiscus

She refused to go out for drinks so I had to

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Although she was of legal age to consume alcohol, it was deemed in appropriate to drink from a keg during a kid's birthday party at the local Chuck E. Cheese's...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Dressed up as Chuck E Cheese to spy on all of his Ex Sister Wives

slimgirljo15

Building without a permit

FabulousFantasticFifty

For arresting me for everything I do in real life!

LindsayPosey

Attempted murder on her ex

rdouma73

"Accidentally" stabbed me with a bendy straw 37 times.

Theo166

For forgetting to refill his bird feeders

slimgirljo15

For tax evasion

Theo166

For leaking my tax records to the press (she's my accountant)

slimgirljo15

Perjury

MrHillman22

Approaching people with tongue out

hankpick77

Crashing partition busting up other people's pinatas

hankpick77

Parties"

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slimgirljo15

Spanking random strangers

hankpick77

Robbed a gas station using a banana as a gun, too many cart

hankpick77

Cartoons

Theo166

licking the handles of shopping carts,
she claimed it was to improve her immunity, but we won't fall for that line.