Why did you Arrest the person above?

lunidevojka

Running Round the town named.

NewlifeinNW

Using a megaphone to howl at the moon at 3:30 am on a weeknight

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NewlifeinNW

She had a second mfp account, masquerading as a guy that liked to be punched in the nuts, sent out messages to half the female mfp population.

anthonyjoseph84

Bump

NewlifeinNW

Kept popping pimples and squirting people in the eye

RunHardBeStrong

Got out of line in the unfun thread, started spicing things up

NewlifeinNW

Kept trying to baste me with tabasco sauce

RunHardBeStrong

He secretly enjoyed the basting but got in trouble for walking around telling strangers to lick him

MJFSH

haven't figured her crime yet but those sparkly eyes means she's up to something!

rdouma73

No reason, just looked suspicious

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Showing off his guns

rdouma73

Stood me up at the gym. I waited for hours.

MJFSH

not because she has flawless skin, but what she used to get the look? oh totally illegal!

Theo166

Armed robbery, stealing kibbles from kittens

slimgirljo15

Poking a *kitten* with his gun

MJFSH

I just wanted to!

lunidevojka

Scammed the elderly out of money.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wearing black to white weddings

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subcounter

making a scene in a vegan restaurant asking for the "real food".

rahulpawar_

Making a scene in a "real restaurant" asking for vegan food

Siglov

overdosing on vitamin C

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NewlifeinNW

For butchering Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss

MJFSH

For videotaping and uploading the naked socks dance on YouTube!

subcounter

for assault and battery toward a poor boxing bag (and the onions above the bag)

RunHardBeStrong

For dumping a dead hooker in the middle of the ocean

MJFSH

Dancing Nekid in the street rush hour time

slimgirljo15

Drive by shooting ...not really I made that up..just felt like cuffing her