Why did you Arrest the person above?

MJFSH

For disciplining that poor child

slimgirljo15

For wrongful arrest..that child enjoyed his spanking

Hogging the gym equipment

Theo166

MJFSH wrote: »

For disciplining that poor child

It was bad, she beat me like a bald headed step child (far worse than being a red headed step child)

MJFSH

Theo166 wrote: »

MJFSH wrote: »

For disciplining that poor child

It was bad, she beat me like a bald headed step child (far worse than being a red headed step child)

LOL

For being a drama king!

FabulousFantasticFifty

For illegally detaining Royalty

TonyBurnitt

For not supplying biscuits with the tea and coffee

MrHillman22

Went crazy on caffeine

Watchinherbackthistime

Ripped his pants doing a squat had to walk home with his *kitten* hanging out

FabulousFantasticFifty

Pretending to be a mannequin then scaring the Begeesus out of the Lookey Loos!

Theo166

For sending blondes and brunettes back to the end of the queue.

MJFSH

For discriminating against blondes and brunettes

NewlifeinNW

For distracting the entire gym during her squat sessions

NewlifeinNW

Filed a false police report alleging rum stinginess and ice cream evasion.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Spiking the ice cream with Rum at Chuck E Cheese

DSwales11

Excessive cheeriness

FabulousFantasticFifty

Being a Downer

Theo166

winking at the bus driver, which led to an accident

davedoubleu

Underage drinking

FabulousFantasticFifty

Solicitation

Theo166

Not sharing her secrets

Lioness_1978

For stealing my vanilla almond butter

Theo166

For rollerblading au naturel

FabulousFantasticFifty

Rustling Pomeranians

slimgirljo15

Donkey rustling

Lioness_1978

For robbing banks with Clyde

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tagging underpasses

MJFSH

Underpassing a tag

not sure what that means, but felt good saying it

Lioness_1978

For beating up a security gaurd

FabulousFantasticFifty

Being her accomplice

MJFSH

Her shade of lipstick distracting public