I'm so damn pale lol. Tips and tricks?

kittybatman
kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
edited November 23 in Health and Weight Loss
I honestly didn't know which category this belonged to... :D
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  • Protranser
    Protranser Posts: 517 Member
    kittybatman wrote: »
    I honestly didn't know which category this belonged to... :D

    Wear black clothing and black lipstick. Draw intricate patterns around your eyes with black eyeliner pencil. Smoke clove cigarettes(optional). Eat at a deficit.
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  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    Protranser wrote: »
    kittybatman wrote: »
    I honestly didn't know which category this belonged to... :D

    Wear black clothing and black lipstick. Draw intricate patterns around your eyes with black eyeliner pencil. Smoke clove cigarettes(optional). Eat at a deficit.
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    Very funny lol
  • janjunie
    janjunie Posts: 1,200 Member
    Spray tan???
  • Protranser
    Protranser Posts: 517 Member
    :D

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  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    janjunie wrote: »
    Spray tan???

    I guess that's one option :D
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    Being pale doesn’t seem like a problem... If you were a guy, I’d say grow a beard to darken your face. :D
  • tiptoethruthetulips
    tiptoethruthetulips Posts: 3,372 Member
    Tinted facial moisturiser and tinted body lotion...these are different the spray tans or the tanning lotions.

  • Protranser
    Protranser Posts: 517 Member
    kittybatman wrote: »
    janjunie wrote: »
    Spray tan???

    I guess that's one option :D

    Careful with those. You may end up looking like a carrot. Not like I've done this in highschool and had to deal with a week of snickering while waiting for the spray tan to fade, or anything.
  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    tiptoethruthetulips wrote: »
    Tinted facial moisturiser and tinted body lotion...these are different the spray tans or the tanning lotions.

    Have you ever used tanning oils/lotions? What is your experience with them if you had any?
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    I like Jergens Natural Glow. I use light in the spring and medium in the summer.
  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    yellowantphil wrote: »
    Being pale doesn’t seem like a problem... If you were a guy, I’d say grow a beard to darken your face. :D
    I wish it was as easy as that :D haha
  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I like Jergens Natural Glow. I use light in the spring and medium in the summer.

    Thanks ;) I'll check it out!
  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    Protranser wrote: »
    kittybatman wrote: »
    janjunie wrote: »
    Spray tan???

    I guess that's one option :D

    Careful with those. You may end up looking like a carrot. Not like I've done this in highschool and had to deal with a week of snickering while waiting for the spray tan to fade, or anything.

    Oh man I feel you. Go easy on the spray tan next time :D:p
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    If it's summer, put on some sunblock and go outside. If it's winter, wait for summer. :)
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    kittybatman wrote: »
    I honestly didn't know which category this belonged to... :D

    Me too.... :smile:
  • kittybatman
    kittybatman Posts: 104 Member
    Kalikel wrote: »
    If it's summer, put on some sunblock and go outside. If it's winter, wait for summer. :)
    When I do put on sunblock it doesn't matter how high the spf is I always get red like a lobster :D:D:D
  • veganbaum
    veganbaum Posts: 1,865 Member
    Embrace it?
  • curvy_gamer_loses
    curvy_gamer_loses Posts: 126 Member
    I'm so pale I glow in the dark. Embrace it!
    Or just Jergens gradual tan lotion
  • atypicalsmith
    atypicalsmith Posts: 2,742 Member
    I'm pale because I rarely go out in the sun unless it's early morning or late afternoon, and then for less than an hour or so. I look 20 years younger than most other people my age. My younger sister looks 20 years younger than me because she smokes outside all the time. I will take smooth skin over hard wrinkles caused by the sun any day.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Go outside. Repeat as necessary.
  • bibimazoon
    bibimazoon Posts: 50 Member
    Pale skin is perfect for awesome vibrant tattoos :smiley:
  • Strawblackcat
    Strawblackcat Posts: 944 Member
    Try applying tanner? I wouldn't tan in the sun. People that do that their whole lives tend to look like shriveled leather by the time they turn 60.

    Look on the bright side -- at least we ghosties won't have skin cancer, right? ;)
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    Pale is beautiful. Brown is beautiful. Fake tans and melanomas are not.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    edited August 2015
    atypicalsmith wrote: »
    I'm pale because I rarely go out in the sun unless it's early morning or late afternoon, and then for less than an hour or so. I look 20 years younger than most other people my age. My younger sister looks 20 years younger than me because she smokes outside all the time. I will take smooth skin over hard wrinkles caused by the sun any day.

    Smoking outside has made your sister look younger...?
  • acmanna
    acmanna Posts: 200 Member
    You just have to embrace your paleness. I'm in the sun everyday and I can't tan, my skin doesn't have the capability to do so. Be careful of spray tans, I got one before vacation once and was bright orange.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Fall in love with someone paler ...Irish folk are generally good for this ...checks translucency of Irish husband...laughs
  • SwindonJogger
    SwindonJogger Posts: 325 Member
    Embrace it. Pale girls are very beautiful.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Go in the sun...
    You. Got. This.
  • calypso797
    calypso797 Posts: 1 Member
    Nothing wrong with being pale and interesting. Fit and strong looks fabulous regardless. ;)
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    I'm Scottish and as pale as they come, I just embrace it and make a big effort to get no tan. No awkward white bits as I'm all white! I have a friend from a warm climate who is positively green with envy at my alabaster skin, so I just go with it now.
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