Looking for Sarcastic, Funny, ice Cream-loving People

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    You rang? ...wait. We're already friends. Well then, allow ne to bump this for you and inform all these people that you are as awesome, supportive, and witty as advertised.
  • spotteddrafter
    spotteddrafter Posts: 120 Member
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    I speak fluent sarcasm....and my love for ice cream (especially chocolate peanut butter flavor) knows NO bounds....hence the need to lose another 60 pounds!
  • prettynikkish
    prettynikkish Posts: 21 Member
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    Ice cream is my kryptonite
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Right here.
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    IN for ice cream!!!!!


    Hi.


    You aren't here to tell these people I am funny? :angry:

    Hi:)
  • Cajoke123
    Cajoke123 Posts: 54
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    Ummm how'd you describe me so well? Sending Friend request
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    Should I send nudes with my application?

    That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.

    You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?

    Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands. :wink:


    Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.

    Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?
  • afronigga6
    afronigga6 Posts: 6
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    For some reason, I can't remember any word past 'perverted'.
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
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    OMG, it is like we are twins. Add me if you like
  • Sarahonly
    Sarahonly Posts: 36 Member
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    Ice cream is my other lover... thankfully, it's also my main lover's other lover. We're a big happy family :P ('till I'm told to cut back on it, lol)

    I'm gonna add you! :D
  • bio01979
    bio01979 Posts: 313
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    ice cream is the devil

    Haagen Dazs is my god ;)
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    You rang? ...wait. We're already friends. Well then, allow ne to bump this for you and inform all these people that you are as awesome, supportive, and witty as advertised.


    Awww :smooched:
  • ellegryphon
    ellegryphon Posts: 3
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    Add me, friendie.

    You had me at ice cream. Sweet, delicious, black cherry ice cream...

    ...excuse me, I've got to go and sob in the corner for a few minutes...
  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
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    IN for ice cream!!!!!


    Hi.


    You aren't here to tell these people I am funny? :angry:

    Hi:)

    Hmmm. It's funny that you get so angry?
  • pjp1125
    pjp1125 Posts: 313
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    Sorry, I hate ice cream. It is too cold.

    (just kidding!)
  • FJMilner
    FJMilner Posts: 407
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    All of the above/....im in! :drinker:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Should I send nudes with my application?

    That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.

    You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?

    Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands. :wink:


    Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.

    Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?

    Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...













    Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    Do doughnuts count? Because I like doughnuts, but only sometimes get the taste for ice cream. You can read my profile for a taste of my humor.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    I enjoy a good, hard, rounded set of....

    ice cream scoops in a cup.

    And recently, I did a very bad job at spraying sunless tanning lotion on my skin, so my leg looks like a vanilla swirl cone.

    Plus, I dance freely and shamelessly in public.

    Am I in?
  • Kaken21
    Kaken21 Posts: 78 Member
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    Should I send nudes with my application?

    That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.

    You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?

    Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands. :wink:


    Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.

    Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?

    Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...













    Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.


    Where have you guys been all my life?!

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