If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    Teabag
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
    edited September 2022
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    Nvm I need to stop with these 😅😂
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    Eat a banana in peace
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Eat a banana in peace

    one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize

    a. they were foot longs
    b. no silverware

    it was something
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Eat a banana in peace

    one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize

    a. they were foot longs
    b. no silverware

    it was something

    I wish I could have seen it 😏😂

    But for real, out of all places..Disney world 😂🤣😳
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

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    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

    jfre8f6tdwuo.gif
    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!

    You two are corrupting me

    Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.


    Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

    jfre8f6tdwuo.gif
    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!

    You two are corrupting me

    Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.


    Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣
    This is why you make the big bucks. You’re smart
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,594 Member
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    With the day I'm having I've decided I would change right back into a woman because I don't have time for that nonsense.
  • nurkowskimarcus
    nurkowskimarcus Posts: 13 Member
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    Lose all my rights
  • durden
    durden Posts: 3,185 MFP Staff
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    Hi everyone, friendly reminder that this is a workplace friendly site. Pretend like your grandma is watching you type over your shoulder and keep things appropriate.

    Thanks!
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
    My grandma says the same thing but she’s been banned since 2017

    PS my grandma would never shame me for speaking clearly and without derision about important subjects
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
    My grandma says the same thing but she’s been banned since 2017
    😂😂


    Your one grandma told me a bunch of nice things about you. But she said you don’t always want to hear that so keep it to myself. The other grandma? Eeesh.

    New thread idea: pretend readings. Start it. Or ask @Reckoner67_again to do it. I think we have a gift.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    oh god i actually lol’d at this ty

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