New strategies for trolling your friends list?

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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I can't seem to get rid of mine. So far I've tried sarcasm, swearing, excessive poop jokes, over updating my status, ranting, ragequitting, fake topics, and inactivity.

I'm all out of ideas.
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Try direct verbal abuse. I need more anyway as the hate keeps me motivated . . .
  • NumberTwo_
    NumberTwo_ Posts: 1
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    try daily TOM status updates. works every time.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    in
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I lost a couple by ranting against clean eating....all I got.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Try direct verbal abuse. I need more anyway as the hate keeps me motivated . . .

    just so i'm clear before I try this, abuse is defined as anything other than rubber stamping dumb ideas here, correct?
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    become a beach body coach! duh!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Try direct verbal abuse. I need more anyway as the hate keeps me motivated . . .

    just so i'm clear before I try this, abuse is defined as anything other than rumber stamping dumb ideas here, correct?

    Yep. I need a hug for consuming nothing but lemon water, and you damn well better bring flowers to the party, or I'm screaming abuse.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    Complain about your loved ones sabotaging your weight loss efforts and ask LOTS of questions about eating back exercise calories. Oh and try to sell Shakeology or ketones or some crap.
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    Post about how you eat anything you want and STILL lose weight. Or send pictures of your junk…
  • annakow
    annakow Posts: 385 Member
    I had a troll, blocked her. 0 lbs lost, 1 million stupid questions. Verbal abuse didn't work. lol
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    Talk about shakeology. Promote it....

    people love that...uh..
    i mean dont love it.
    =)
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Sounds like you're going to have to resort to junk pics.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    use it as a personal diary and word vomit it up all over the place.
  • Bromard6
    Bromard6 Posts: 44 Member
    Lots and lots of fat jokes.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Talk about shakeology. Promote it....

    people love that...uh..
    i mean dont love it.
    =)

    I've lost like 30 lbs. in the last 12 months and I've used shakeology...what's wrong with shakeoology?
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
    I think sometimes you just got to delete them. Or just enjoy playing with them. But being a nice person seems to work for me.
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    Ask if it is ok to eat under 1200 calories a day, and then get mad at everyone who says no.
  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    become a beach body coach! duh!

    SERIOUSLY SNORTED while laughing at this! You know what they say, the funniest things are also the TRUEST!!!

    Hoss, you crack me up! NOW to come up with an explanation to my boss...(Shhhh, I don't want him to know this has a social aspect, or they will block THIS at work, too!)
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Hide or block works well for me.
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    Quote bible scriptures.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Start screaming from the hills about the wonders of raspberry ketones!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    well, my friends didn't left me but that was because I have very strict screening about who to add and even then I add very rarely. But when I started writing the things I wrote on the banned group and on my friends statuses and even on the main forums sometimes, the FR's dropped drastically and now with the message all over my profile that I'm not adding, I get maybe 20 FRs a week and I couldn't be happier.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    Alternate between whining about being fat and whining about not being hungry enough to eat 1200 calories a day.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    well, my friends didn't left me but that was because I have very strict screening about who to add and even then I add very rarely. But when I started writing the things I wrote on the banned group and on my friends statuses and even on the main forums sometimes, the FR's dropped drastically and now with the message all over my profile that I'm not adding, I get maybe 20 FRs a week and I couldn't be happier.
    Hi taunto!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!

    :laugh:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!

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  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    use it as a personal diary and word vomit it up all over the place.

    Heh heh. I had one of those. She deleted me because I didn't comment enough on the multiple crises she'd have daily.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You could share stories about your most recent sex-capades...

    seems to have cost me a few recently...

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