want girlfriend!!!!
dravidtiwari1997
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this is a great idea0
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I think you might be thinking the F in MFP stands for something besides fitness.0
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Hahaha found ya one
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Hmmm want a girlfriend? Start talking to females lol.0
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I believe it's "me want girlfriend" .0
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Woe! That sloth is awesome!!0
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So how does this work, we post what we want on MFP and the mods are like genies?0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »So how does this work, we post what we want on MFP and the mods are like genies?
Well, as you know, women are just products that can be bought and sold. So you just post a thread here saying you want one, and someone will make you an offer. They don't have a say in the matter.
Isn't that how it works?
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »So how does this work, we post what we want on MFP and the mods are like genies?
Well, as you know, women are just products that can be bought and sold. So you just post a thread here saying you want one, and someone will make you an offer. They don't have a say in the matter.
Isn't that how it works?
I was just talking in general. Not sure I'd want a woman, they seem like a lot of upkeep. Now a pet rattlesnake! That's something I could use.0 -
I once had a pet rattlesnake named Osama, for about a month. He lived under a rock.0
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Did Seal Team 6 get him?0
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Man, Dating has gotten a lot easier since I did it.0
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This thread is awesome can I put in an application!?0
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I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?0
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thorsmom01 wrote: »I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?
What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?
What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.
I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!0 -
thorsmom01 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?
What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.
I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!
Exactly why I would settle for a rattlesnake.0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?
What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.
I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!
Exactly why I would settle for a rattlesnake.Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »thorsmom01 wrote: »I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?
What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.
I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!
Exactly why I would settle for a rattlesnake.
A rattlesnake is also more attractive then the mail order bride he received so I say go for the rattlesnake!0 -
... I have no words0
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OP, how many inbox messages have you received from potentials?0
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well at least he got some replies lol0
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just buy a dirty magazine.0
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imsnowwhite wrote: »... I have no words
He wants a girlfriend. You’re a girl. Problem solved?0
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