want girlfriend!!!!

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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
    I have a couple, but I'm stingy and don't share!
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  • imsnowwhite
    imsnowwhite Posts: 894 Member
    ... I have no words

    He wants a girlfriend. You’re a girl. Problem solved?

    Definitely not haha
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    ... I have no words

    He wants a girlfriend. You’re a girl. Problem solved?

    Definitely not haha

    Would you rather give me a pet rattlesnake?
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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?

    What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.

    I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
    Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
    He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
    He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!

    Exactly why I would settle for a rattlesnake.

    No, I think it was the 50yr old Belizian woman who was getting an anaconda.
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  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    mojo6mfp wrote: »
    senecarr wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    I've heard you can purchase a mail order bride ?

    What you actually get is kind of hit or miss though.

    I've also heard that. My husband's boss was very desperate and lonely. He is socially awkward and also quirky. So he met a girl online on a website that helped American men meet potential brides . they collect a fee and the bride collects a fee as well.
    Anyway, he thought he was getting a 26yr old girl from Belize who has never been married , no kids .
    He flew down there and met her. She was 50yrs old, with 9kids, 14 grandkids , and looked like she was run over by a bus.
    He married her anyway and is in the process of bringing her back here. Lmao !!!

    Exactly why I would settle for a rattlesnake.

    No, I think it was the 50yr old Belizian woman who was getting an anaconda.

    i dont know weather i should laugh or cry haha?????

    Laugh for her, cry for him?
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    just buy a dirty magazine.

    ^^This
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Did anyone else read the thread title in a caveman "accent"?
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Did anyone else read the thread title in a caveman "accent"?

    Yes! and want as "Vant" :D
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Now I'm picturing the caveman version of the Count from Sesame Street.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    The third one is to occupy the mouth while the hands are full. Duh.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    So was this post successful? I know I haven't received a rattlesnake.
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    How did I miss this hot mess the first time around?