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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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The mark of zorro0
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Hit in the head by a golf ball.....
The force with which that striper shot those balls out of her........was amazing
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Suffocated on a gag during Sex Play
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Her and slim are going to be holding hands staring at a computer with MFP on it.... They died from lack of sleep and they couldn't feed themselves because their fingers fell off a long time ago from posting so much on MFP0
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^^^lol.....auto erotica...gone to far...0
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Gas chamber0
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Mistaken for Bacon0
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Rabid dog bite0
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Elf on the shelf was extra bad this year0
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Crushed by Santa's sleigh0
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Rudolph got hungry and started eating her0
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She turned Rudolph into jerkey and Santa went bulistic!!!0
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Hahaha^^^^ god I
you....thats awesome..
Eaten alive by a serial psychopath.. he cut bits off her till she died from blood loss
Note: sunn sandwich and sunn casserole delicious0 -
went swimming at the beach during shark week and sharks went into a feeding frenzy.0
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I ate him..
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choked on me while eating0
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Suffocated..by big soft pillows0
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beard caught fire0
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Bad reaction to dread powder0
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drank carrot and lentil soup, accidentally poisoned herself, her mistaking arsenic for salt0
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Her hair got in her eye and caused a bad infection which then spread to her brain!0
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working out without a spotter0
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He was her spotter. Died of a heart attack as he walked up to her stretching those legs0
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got her hair caught in her hair
tried to free it and caught her other hand in too..
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Thieves came home and robbed everything including his baby momma wall pictures,
superglued his mouth and ___
He wouldn't eat, He wouldn't ___0 -
on the day he upped his protein intake
he got stuck in an elevator for 3 hours
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Eaten by werewolves0
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