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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Played with to many Yule logs
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    There are some things a drill and sander aren't meant to be used for :o
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Stoking the fire
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2015
    Stroking....








    A wild dog..it turned and bit the hand that fed it
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Krafty Koala
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2015
    Allergy to latex
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Extreme gas!!
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Feeling sorry for me she didn't want me to go alone
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2015
    Snake bite to @$$..nobody would suck the poison
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    This lady here died from biting a poisoned apple that a little old hag gave to her in the woods. Her 7 friends tried to save her but it was to late. They put her body in a glass coffin and kept it, takeing it in turns each day to sit beside her and weep miniature tears of sadness.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Found the glass coffin in the wood, with a sleeping man beside it, could not believe her luck, there was a beautiful red wonderful looking apple on @slimgirljo15 chest, and as the healthy MFP user @Thisnameischosen is, she decided to forgo the chocolate bar in her backpack and eat the apple instead, so she could save the calories for a dessert later. Unfortunately, the stone she threw at the glass coffin to break it bounced straight back, and hit her in the head.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Began typing a rather in depth scenario for the person above her on she would die. She finally succumbed to her carpal tunnel syndrome and keeled over
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Was at an AC/DC concert and drank himself to death. He was the guy wearing cut off shorts, a black jack daniels shirt, and had a mullet.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Banging on the cowbell..enraged his neighbours ..they threw a shoe at his head ..knocked him off his chair and he cracked his head on the ground ..
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Pole dancing, whilst practicing her latest trick at the top of the pole, she slipped, fell down and broke her neck.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    chocolate vodka poisoning...Night bonny..Merry Christmas ..10 mins into christmas here..going to look for my presents lol :D
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Merry Christmas Jo.

    She didn't get what she wanted for Christmas (fashion barbie) so she went on a drunken rampage through the streets, the police had to gun her down to protect civilians.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Died in a fit of laughter, after calling the police on Jo.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Played the grinch but in this version the who's took matters in their own hands and hunted her down
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Malaria.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Ebola
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Common cold
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Man flu.
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